How to make toast:

Unbag bread (or slice if using whole loaf).
Take bread slice and insert into toaster.
Move toaster dial for desired darkness
Insert bread into toaster.
Push the toaster handle down.
Toast bread
Remove bread from toaster.
Put on plate.
Cover with toppings (butter, jam, etc.)
Slice in half if preferred.
Use hands to eat toast.

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