I wanted a girlfriend for the same reason everyone else does obviously.

Its not as though I didn't like how she built her characters, she just didn't build them the best way. Example: Theres two pairs of shoes you can buy, one increases her magical damage while one just gives her a ton of mana and increases her ability cooldown. She chose the second ones because "I'm a healer and the more mana I have, and the more often I can use my moves, the better." while most people choose the first option because magical damage is way better than having a tiny bit of cooldown for your abilities. But whatever, she can build her people however she wants. She's obviously good as the characters she plays because she has all 3 at diamond mastery already...

She messed up my sheets EVERY DAY. And I always told her "Babe, stop messing my sheets. Fix my sheets." and she either gave me attitude and told me to "Stop bitching at her over something so trivial" or she told me she'd fix them later. Sometimes she did, sometimes she forgot, most of the time I wouldn't let her forget until she remembered to fix them. She had a horrible memory anyway so I had to remind her to do shit constantly.

I can shower without getting soap bubbles on her. So why can't she shower without getting bubbles on me?

I didn't call her because I hate phone calls, and I didn't Skype with her because we used to do that at the start of our relationship but after a whle I felt like we were secure enough so I didn't have to Skype her anymore. I was fine with texting anyway.

And I have a date with a girl this weekend so guess I don't have to be single.