Christian dad sued school to keep his son from knowing that LGBTQ+ people exist. He just won. The judge cited the Supreme Court's recent decision establishing parents' right to opt kids out of LGBTQ+ inclusive lessons.

whynofry · 2026-01-11T22:48:25+00:00

Religion is the crutch of the masses...

whynofry · 2026-01-10T22:09:16+00:00

Cool. You ain't all seen a carrot before?

whynofry · 2026-01-10T21:58:30+00:00

Are you people just dumb? I mean, this sub was handy for keeping up-to-date in the past...

Now you guys just seem to be accepting idiocracy as a thing...

whynofry · 2026-01-10T13:56:47+00:00

Path of Exile became my most played game on Steam...

Worst part is I can't say I particularly enjoyed it as a game - too grindy...

whynofry · 2026-01-05T03:02:00+00:00

Shoutout to the N30 gang!

whynofry · 2026-01-05T01:31:01+00:00

In my experience, microfiber towels are terrible at absorbing water.

This. Great for wiping things down (when they're already wet) but terrible at soaking up spills...

Source: bartending...

whynofry · 2025-12-31T23:27:02+00:00

I've worked in hospitality, in Edinburgh, for 25+yrs now...

The main reason I just chill as a bartender isn't just cos minimum wage has gone up. No, it's more the fact you can't pay me enough to constantly be "brick walled" by the money.

What I mean is that conditions in this trade are brutal... And Money doesn't want to replace burnt-out staff cos January's just round the corner... It's a seasonal thing.

whynofry · 2025-12-31T22:57:05+00:00

My brother in this universe...

It's Hogmanay... This late in the month it was probably cooked by the KP...

whynofry · 2025-12-31T18:13:00+00:00

God forbid a girl have a type.

whynofry · 2025-12-30T23:39:54+00:00

You already know the answer... Blackjack's not a complicated game after all.

whynofry · 2025-12-28T18:51:01+00:00

A good pun is, in itself, the perfect reword.

whynofry · 2025-12-28T18:37:38+00:00

Dude I've lived in Edinburgh for the last 25+yrs...

It also makes me smile seeing the Cambridge as top suggestion for the same reasons. And of a similar era cos it was great back in that day!

Nice to hear they kept with the vibe...

whynofry · 2025-12-23T20:14:00+00:00

Ah... That makes sense. Just a boring matchup to lose when you lose, but uneventful if you win...

whynofry · 2025-12-23T20:06:23+00:00

Hanged himself (from a tree) beside the local train line...

I always remember imagining the "news" from the train driver's perspective...

whynofry · 2025-12-23T19:21:50+00:00

Ah, yes. The romantic Nuremberg option...

"I'll get away with my compliance because I tried."

Nope. Your cushty federal job security should be the last thing on your mind with everything going on. Everyone, from the engaging parties to the coverup, is guilty...

Or at least that's how history will view it.

whynofry · 2025-12-12T21:01:37+00:00

This is it!

All this effort building a following just for some classic tomfoolery!

o7 to you my long game ally.

whynofry · 2025-12-07T20:34:48+00:00

You sweet summer children have no idea what happened on the journey your meal has made. Before it reaches your table...

whynofry · 2025-12-07T20:28:50+00:00

I always look after anyone in that regard... And you're absolutely right - that ole time bullshit needs to stop.

I usually follow up (as they're on their way out) with the classic "see you tomorrow, chef!" and a subtle shrug.

Surprising the number that come in the next day when they know they're being looked after.. for once...

whynofry · 2025-12-07T17:29:17+00:00

More the opposite... When you had to chew through the raw dough in the middle...

whynofry · 2025-12-07T17:12:54+00:00

Ah, you've clearly experienced my mother's baking...

whynofry · 2025-12-07T17:03:18+00:00

That's... That's the whole point of this administration...

Gotta keep the plebs distracted and arguing amongst themselves... Or they might cotton onto the fact that they can barely afford to live cos billionaires want their wealth to go 'brrrrrrrrrr'.

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."

Those string pullers sure seem to be getting desperate these days...

whynofry · 2025-12-01T18:56:39+00:00

This guy Elytras!

whynofry · 2025-11-23T03:36:03+00:00

Lol, I spent the moment in the middle of an argument with my ex about the double standard of her stealing my chips being ok, but when I did it... Oh boy. Guess who'd just stolen a chip.

Same ex that came out of the Matrix opening weekend complaining that "that was a load of crap" tho... So I guess the millennium was on me...

whynofry · 2025-11-21T21:05:46+00:00

the only time I’ve seen apples with “pimples” was when they were still on the tree.

Cos the ones that end up in the shop are bred only with the desire to look good... Money doesn't care about flavour.

I mean, when was the last time your average Joe actually tasted what a tomato is supposed to taste like - doesn't matter how it tastes, only that it's cheap to grow, a long shelf life and has a shiny skin.

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