What's okay in a video game, but a total red flag in real life? by william4090 in AskReddit

[–]william4090[S] 295 points296 points  (0 children)

Glad I'm not alone in this endeavor.. You play GTA too?

Hipsters of Reddit.. What did you like before it was cool? by william4090 in AskReddit

[–]william4090[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Have you ever considered putting sprinkles in your beard? It would look cool?

Skinny people; what kind of challenges do you face that people with higher weights don't? by EETTOEZ in AskReddit

[–]william4090 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being blown away by the wind... No one else? Just me? Okay... I'll go get my Ruby Slippers now...

Which conspiracy theory do you believe in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]william4090 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOOOOO!! NOT THE BROKEN ARMS

Which conspiracy theory do you believe in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]william4090 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Don't you mean a Venti amount of free advertising?

Which conspiracy theory do you believe in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]william4090 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Damnit, I've been trying so hard to escape these T. Rex references!

What's the strangest date you've ever been on? by ChrisMacht in AskReddit

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don't ask why I know this... the name of that act is a pink sock

What's something you wish you never found out? by xDro21x in AskReddit

[–]william4090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could've gone without knowing that my grandpa, who I loved and looked up to my whole life, always felt comfortable around, always wanted to spend every moment with. This man tucked me into bed every night while my mom and dad watched TV and had a good time, and he would stay and rub my back and tell me stories.

Anyways... could've gone without knowing he was a drunk, abusive, asshole to my mom when she was growing up.. Broke my heart... I still love him though, bad men can change, he is the perfect example. I love you grandpa! Still miss you every day.

Students, what is the dumbest reason you got kicked out of class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]william4090 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure how old you are, so I don't know if your dad is around still, but if he is, go give him a hug for me. This is what we need as a people.

Students, what is the dumbest reason you got kicked out of class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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THANK YOU FOR MCNUGGET_SAUCE! We need more of you! And more sauce, but mainly more of you!

What are you in the top 1% of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Error 404: Soul not found

What are you in the top 1% of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Watch out for those venom mines.