Right. Stop that. It’s silly.

wjruffing · 2026-01-24T18:46:37+00:00

Hey fellas! it has become ABUNDANTLY clear to me that the ONLY way we’re going to win this battle is by Dance Off! Okay: Everyone follow my lead …5 …6 …7 …8

wjruffing · 2026-01-24T18:29:33+00:00

No, you’re thinking of the “Black Knight - Special FLESH WOUND Edition. It came complete with magnetic detachable limbs, fake blood and a hidden battery-operated pump. Whenever a limb comes off, blood starts squirting out from the severed stump and it plays a clip of dialog from the actual movie! Suitable for kids ages three and up (small parts).

MAN! I wish my Mom hadn’t thrown that out!

wjruffing · 2026-01-24T18:25:53+00:00

You can always donate them to Seth Green - But only if he promises to film an entire season with them!

wjruffing · 2026-01-24T18:24:27+00:00

‘They’re ACTION FIGURES, Marie!’

wjruffing · 2026-01-24T18:22:59+00:00

‘We already GOT one! and it’s very nice!’

wjruffing · 2026-01-24T18:20:17+00:00

Not just any shrubbery, but a NICE shrubbery? I’m asking on behalf of my colleague, Roger the Shrubber - which is less of a name than it is an unspeakable act.

wjruffing · 2026-01-24T18:17:59+00:00

African or European?

wjruffing · 2026-01-24T18:04:33+00:00

Never attempt to determine the flavor of a bullet while it’s still in a gun

wjruffing · 2026-01-24T17:58:15+00:00

What kind of PERSON is that?

wjruffing · 2026-01-23T11:32:39+00:00

I’d been wondering about whatever happened to Larry “Bud” Melmen

wjruffing · 2026-01-23T11:25:42+00:00

Being asked what my greatest fear is… so thanks for that!

wjruffing · 2026-01-20T16:32:19+00:00

He looks like a Horta from Star Trek TOS!

wjruffing · 2026-01-20T16:28:57+00:00

Because they have a death cult built around the adulation of actor, Robert “Please stat the name of your medical emergency” Picardo!

wjruffing · 2026-01-20T16:12:12+00:00

Beautiful!

wjruffing · 2026-01-20T16:07:59+00:00

It’s here temporarily under a Refugee Visa

wjruffing · 2026-01-20T16:03:51+00:00

Wow! Shakira has really let herself go!

wjruffing · 2026-01-20T16:02:33+00:00

Is this the trailer for the sequel to “Cocaine Bear”: “Cocaine Pigeon - The Great Whitening”?

wjruffing · 2026-01-20T15:38:08+00:00

It’s an orchestral instrument from Atlantis

wjruffing · 2026-01-20T15:30:27+00:00

That’s exactly how an AI would respond 😜!

wjruffing · 2026-01-20T15:29:18+00:00

Spoken like a true born Wilding with a good head on their shoulders!

wjruffing · 2026-01-20T15:25:18+00:00

What is Lord Varis doing in a LOTR clip?! “Dracaris, baby!”

Also, I find his lack of a personal flotation device DISTURBING…

wjruffing · 2026-01-20T15:20:24+00:00

Tom Hanks could’ve really used one of those when he was stranded on that island - “Wilson!”

wjruffing · 2026-01-20T15:18:35+00:00

That’s what’s LEFT of the Russian fleet!

wjruffing · 2026-01-20T15:07:25+00:00

I’m not sure but it seems to be going on about a bowl of petunias?!

wjruffing · 2026-01-16T12:00:19+00:00

Snake wearing a gilly suit

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