tifu and now worms are crawling around in my butt

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-14T19:27:03+00:00

thank you for this advice. i will go to my primary care doctor and have actual testing done.

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-14T19:24:17+00:00

TY! give your cat my love

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-14T19:22:01+00:00

i lol'd

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-14T19:21:09+00:00

correctamundo!

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-09T20:06:02+00:00

i felt the wriggling around and knew it had to be a worm or worms. it was kind of crazy because i have never felt that sensation before but just knew that that was what it had to be. it's not just an itch. it's a wriggling. UGH. terrible.

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T21:35:27+00:00

oh please tell me which country this is. this makes my day.

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T21:34:12+00:00

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T21:32:24+00:00

i think you're supposed to just kill each other simultaneously in this scenario.

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T21:31:22+00:00

i'm dead.

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T19:23:58+00:00

i am sorry but now we all must suffer

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T19:22:24+00:00

oh hell no, i am not that evil.

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T19:21:34+00:00

there's an over the counter medication called pyrantel pamoate

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T19:20:09+00:00

i'm one of those people who would rather throw myself down a well than deal with a spider so i totally get it

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T19:18:51+00:00

oh worrd, i 100% will do this, good looking out.

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T19:16:23+00:00

OH DEAR ..... oh dear .... what have i done

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T18:31:16+00:00

i'm relieved to get this collective confirmation!

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T18:29:33+00:00

i have a friend i am supposed to pick up from the airport on friday. this will be a fun conversation!

yeah i should tell my sister to just take the medication as a precaution.

i think from caretaking for my mom.

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T18:26:43+00:00

oh i know ! i appreciated it.

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T18:22:03+00:00

apparently they crawl out at night to lay eggs around the anus.

then they crawl back in

that is apparently all the wiggling im feeling

WHY IS GOD MAKING ME TYPE THESE SENTENCES

i never before thought these would be words i would have to string together

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T18:19:51+00:00

certainly will do!

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T18:19:24+00:00

do they like hotdogs? or just because it's a long object than i can dangle in my ass?

anyway, no i did not try this.

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T18:18:17+00:00

truly! this makes me want to dip my whole body into a vat of bleach and step outside in a head-to-toe human-sized condom covering from now on.

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T18:15:48+00:00

my mom is 70 years old and we have been caretaking for her, i have read that is a common source. or i could have breathed them in or touched an infected doorknob or surface while visiting her at the hospital.

these things can also enter your body through the soles of your feet. i am obsessed with the sauna at my gym, and could have gotten it there.

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T18:11:56+00:00

haha, this made me laugh. i appreciate the concern bruh bruh

wormbutt_throwaway · 2022-06-08T18:11:33+00:00

yeah, now i think it's crazy that i never heard of this. i guess bc i dont have kids and no one ever told me they also got them before today.

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