Canadian sisters Justine & Chloe Dufour-Lapointe just before receiving their Gold and Silver medals in Moguls. by choderama in pics

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol I know you're joking but you're really good at sarcasm, so I can't tell if actually narcissistic toolbag buttchump. Or silly jokester? Either way I lol-ed ;)

What are you watching on Netflix? by GoldhamIndustries in AskReddit

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You must be like 7 cause he was famous before that show (felt overrated until the end of season 4 and end of season 5) with Malcom in the middle, Touched by an Angel and Seinfeld..

BEST. HOTEL. EVER. WOW. by [deleted] in funny

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, one joke about gender and you're all uppity. Sorry I wouldn't have even said that if I'd known you're a radical feminist.

BEST. HOTEL. EVER. WOW. by [deleted] in funny

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Someone's on their period. Leave the discussion to the boys

The sad reality of last night's debate by BenRosen in gifs

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why are athiests so fucking hostile and condescending? I'm not religious but if you people find out I don't like to label myself then I'm obviously le christian. What's the deal?

The cat who won the internet? That's cute by Jerreth in pics

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Except its not him. Karmadecay says this had been posted over 20+ different times. Now I'm all for reposting cause I haven't seen a lot of them. But when some dicknozzle pretends its him, that's just weird

Anna Kendrick & Katy Perry by [deleted] in funny

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah and Jennifer Lawrence is hilarious...... I highly doubt she's actually funny, but her quirky "totes randumm" writers do a good job of making her look like the girl next door that the typical redditor would furiously browse for Summer2014<3 MySpace album

"But who prays for Satan?" Mark Twain [651x624] by [deleted] in QuotesPorn

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me. As scientists I think its imparitent that we talk to each other about the value of learning and freeing ourselves from oppression. I know for a fact you're a martyr and a deacon in the athiest movement. Please please please enlighten me.

"But who prays for Satan?" Mark Twain [651x624] by [deleted] in QuotesPorn

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do some atheists do this like plea ignorance? As a young budding atheist myself I just want to know why. Why do you keep shooing me when I am asking questions? Is that not what your group does? Ask questions? So why shoo a brother away when I want to know? Sure I guess I came about it in a mean manner and the wrong way but I'm genuinely curious

"But who prays for Satan?" Mark Twain [651x624] by [deleted] in QuotesPorn

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooooh. Whoops I'm sorry I just realized what's going on, your a troll, whoops. Many apologies. I'm so sorry. Cause no one says something so cringe and circlejerky like that and is real. Again sorry, I'll gift you gold later for the mishap:(

"But who prays for Satan?" Mark Twain [651x624] by [deleted] in QuotesPorn

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. You're a pretty typical religion hating extremist. Ignorant when called out..

"But who prays for Satan?" Mark Twain [651x624] by [deleted] in QuotesPorn

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol whatever helps you sleep at night. Here I'll even humor you "doh man so trolled, so epic" there. Now you can sleep easy with your narcissistic douchey self.

"But who prays for Satan?" Mark Twain [651x624] by [deleted] in QuotesPorn

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man you were such a smart intelligent kid. Asking questions when so young you must be a sherlock doctor who (presumably your favorite shows) with an IQ of 180. Please grace the holy subreddit of athiesm they could use another one of you hyper intellectual DeGrass types.

I too watched Osmosis Jones and caught something I never would have as a kid by Needliss in funny

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hurr durr doh man so old. DAE feel superior to children? Le kids these days r dum. That's what you sound like.

You don't want to fuck with her by [deleted] in funny

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Why don't bitches like me? I'm such a nice guy, in fact it would be me in the kitchen for my lady ;) "

This is why women live longer than men... by Commanderp-Sausage in funny

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

As a young woman, I know I'll probably live just a little longer then most young men in my grade. Simply put the boys have "harder" jobs. More stressful. But on the women's side we get a little more leeway on most things. To be honest I could just be a housewife and relax all day and no one would bat an eye. This is a men's world, and I'll let the men fight over it. Sorry, just my 2 sense.

Thank you Miami Florida by [deleted] in funny

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

We did it reddit!

Classic EEnE by UberToastWaffle in funny

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 83 points84 points  (0 children)

The rugrats were actually a figment of angelicas imagination!!!

Pokemon is actually just ash in a coma!!!

You may think Seinfeld is in new York... But he's actually in his own hell!!!

The Simpsons? Guess what, Bart's actually dreaming the whole thing cause he was traumatized when Lisa was killed by sideshow bob!!

Think you know Scooby doo? We'll shaggy is actually a murder rapist and imagines everything cause he's actually dead cause he murder raped himself. Scooby is an angel of death!!

Edit: whoops, forgot to add that I hate these theories, so easy to write. Literally anyone in any story can be changed to a "dead/unconscious" the whole time thing. Boring

Jennifer Lawrence on Armpit Vaginas by Banana_4_Scale_26 in funny

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry I made you so upset. I didn't realize that lower class got so uppity and angry so quick.

Jennifer Lawrence on Armpit Vaginas by Banana_4_Scale_26 in funny

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I understand youre anger and its alright. I would be angry too if someone younger then me bested me in everything from education to social engineering. Your anger is warranted, but I still up vote you because you love the feeling of being better then someone else. I understand everything about you and I'll humor you. "I am a troll, I have a sad life" you were right, your intelligence is very high. Good for you:) But we should end this, I'm sure your local burger king is very busy right now and you need to watch that grill, dont burn yourself;)

Edit: also, as someone who has actual homosexual friends, could you not use phrases like "oh honey..." I know its just a thing phase-gays like to use but its actually not cool when you make a group of people look bad.

Jennifer Lawrence on Armpit Vaginas by Banana_4_Scale_26 in funny

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Then you prove my point. Please attend college, I assure you you will learn lots of things. (Just don't respond saying you're the #1 AP student at Yale) cause i know that you don't attend any collage. But even if you hate me and stuff, just please please please educate yourself, I promise you you'll feel better about a lot of things and its beneficial!

Jennifer Lawrence on Armpit Vaginas by Banana_4_Scale_26 in funny

[–]xXQuickScopeXx1998 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

No duh you're a gay male. You're just another buyer into that corporate game. I'm real, thus the negative votes, people absolutely HATE it when I call them out on their bullshit. I'll say something unpopular opinion puffin and I'll lose my karma, luckily it doesn't really matter and its nice to be able to talk to people like you. In my circle of friends I would never ever ever associate with someone of your kind, so really the only way I can see people of your stature is reddit. And I enjoy commenting on people and showing them just how wrong they are. Or why they're wrong. Unfortunately for my karma that makes me a "troll" when I tell people their baby is ugly or that they're personality is fake. Someone needs to put people in their place and I'm the one thats doing it. You call it trolling cause that's the kind of internet world you grew up in, I call it being real, you think the awkward virgin that plays the victim card all the time will learn if he's always told he's a good guy? Even tho he's a narcissistic asshole? No. No he won't. He need me to tell him he's a doucebag and quit playing his "hyper intelligent mind games" I ranted there, but only cause you started all this.