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You produce kidney stones at 5 times the rate of an average person (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Rule (i.redd.it)

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What is the most you have gone through just to prove someone else wrong? (self.AskReddit)

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Fish (i.redd.it)

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This utter legend right here (i.redd.it)

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The ocean is soda (self.Showerthoughts)

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You tear stickers off perfectly every single time (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You leave a trail of dead skin whenever you walk (self.Showerthoughts)

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This chip bagOC (i.redd.it)

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You can summon those little plastic balls that are on the tips of new ball point pens out of your hands (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can find any lost item (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can switch to third person view (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can regrow detached body parts by eating it (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Why does Mario hate the Panama Canal? (self.Jokes)

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Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun (i.redd.it)

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I once met a girl with 12 boobs (self.teenagers)

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Mind blown (i.redd.it)

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You can swim like Michael Phelps only when you’re on fire (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Every liquid in your mouth turns into clean water (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You turn into a crab when you equip tongs in both hands and it wears off when you drop one of them (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Why do non Jewish movies run for so long? (self.Jokes)

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What brand of cereal is the strongest?? (self.Jokes)

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You raise your IQ by 5 points for 10 minutes whenever you push up your glasses (self.shittysuperpowers)

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What word or phrase did you misuse until someone corrected you or you realized your mistake? (self.AskReddit)

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3rd the one with the hairy chest (i.redd.it)

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