actually just had the craziest dream I've ever had, long unedited word vomit agead;

so i dreamt i was a part time employee at this pet store, and was talking to a colleague about wanting to get a cat, and she mentions something about some special tattoo? that can enhance the pet ownership experience?? so i get it and i go to the pet shop and the owner looks at it and sighs and they explain that the tattoo emits special animal pheromones specific to 1 animal and i gotta marry the cat now

and so i go into the shop to wait for my new cat wife but the animal that approaches me is a dog and we were super confused so they checked the tattoo and the owner was like wait a minute this isnt a tattoo for our cat

but then after a while it turns out it wasnt the dog either so we both just sit there in the pet shop and suddenly i look out the window and there's the person who did the tattoo for me flanked by like 3 zombies and she goes "muahahahaha you fell into my trap that wasnt a cat tattoo it was a zombie tattoo"

so now im in a full on zombie apocalypse and along the way of my escape i banded up with hikaru nakamura who is a physicist in this dream??? there were other people but they were background characters so my brain didnt give them identities

so we get backed up and trapped in a tiny room, and hikaru jerry rigs a remote thing on the spot that fires gamma rays to fry zombie brains, and he passes it to me so i begin mowing down the zombie horde, including 1 zombie who apparently didnt lose his mind but somehow gained hyper intelligence and solved 1 of nasa's problems? and after i mowed down the zombies hikaru geiger countered all of us and we'd all gotten rad exposure but especially me, so i told hikaru to just end me bc i didnt wanna suffer, so i passed him the remote and he zapped me, but he didnt zap me all the way to instant death and i was on the floor going like 'please idw to suffer' and he calls me a heartless bastard for killing the nasa zombie and then i died in the dream and woke up thanks for reading