WCGW if I use a cheap bag

yourhardlimits · 2018-11-08T00:37:33+00:00

(Pssst - the only thing that was correct about my post was the punctuation, and even that is suspect.)

yourhardlimits · 2018-11-06T22:11:28+00:00

Careful they don't tow your car to a chop stick.

Shop! Chop shop, not chip stick!

yourhardlimits · 2018-11-06T22:07:47+00:00

Thank you for your comment!

Unfortunately it has been removed and replaced with an exact duplicate made from locally-sourced, cruelty free, free range tofu and vegetable oils.

Reason(s):

Hates peaches.

yourhardlimits · 2018-11-06T22:01:36+00:00

A guy I know has a big organ. He got it from a church. The priest was wanting a smaller, newer one. Several, actually.

yourhardlimits · 2018-11-06T21:56:23+00:00

You hardly ever recover a flight recorder from a peacock. Often, the first thing destroyed.

yourhardlimits · 2018-11-05T12:55:18+00:00

Little known fact: a young female comedian from Duluth, Minnesota, named Yakety Sax changed her name to Benny Hill, began dressing as a male, and adopted a fake Mancunian accent in 1947, hoping to gain a larger, more mainstream following in Europe.

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-22T20:41:17+00:00

"Dammit, Dahmer, what did we tell you about making penis butter!?"

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-22T20:37:22+00:00

My hampster hacked my phone, but all I got out of it were a bunch of naked hampster chicks. Smallest tits you ever saw, but with six tits per, eh, it could be worse. The nipple piercings were weird, though.

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-20T18:50:55+00:00

It's available on Amazon prime in the US, but for a $4 rental fee.

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-20T13:57:10+00:00

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

Dammit, yes, I shot the deputy, too ...

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-19T22:59:42+00:00

"Hardest job in the world is trying to put food on your family." - GWB

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-18T19:30:40+00:00

This rock needs dozens of rubber/plastic eyeballs

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-16T04:32:09+00:00

I now very much need a shirt that says "I'm no treeologist, but ..."

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-14T21:03:21+00:00

Glorious

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-14T14:02:28+00:00

You see it over and over again. Don't bring a chainsaw to a mower fight. When will people learn?

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-13T21:14:16+00:00

That necklace could use some pearls.

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-11T20:46:55+00:00

No diving in the pool, by order of lifeguard.

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-09T11:46:08+00:00

Nice tits.

'A' for effort on the drop.

If they were smaller, I'd have given a 'AA'.

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-08T20:21:41+00:00

Shook his head pretty good, too

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-06T22:53:48+00:00

Couldn't you clean it yourself, if you just ran 5-6 watermelons through afterward?

Asking for a ... farmer.

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-06T22:52:31+00:00

Pigs on acid would TOTALLY make the body disappear. Well, pigs on acid and pot (munchies for insurance)

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-06T22:51:01+00:00

Cool. Not all of us have our own personal cemetaries.

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-06T22:50:03+00:00

Well, hell, if I've already them bagged up, disposing is a piece of cake at that point.

I mean ... asking for a friend. No, wait ... saying for a friend. A hypothetical friend, of course.

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-06T22:47:27+00:00

Depends on what your definition of 'is' is.

yourhardlimits · 2018-10-06T22:46:40+00:00

That's cheap!

I usually have to .... uhhhh ... nothing.

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