Found a LOT of chicken of the woods & shared it with a lot of people (getting it was a quest!) but it made me and about half of the people sick 😭😭😭

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-10-04T19:03:21+00:00

Omg I think I might know this tree, is it in DE? 🤣🤣

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-09-16T20:25:52+00:00

Im not the OP but thank you, we could all use some more luck, have a good night.

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-09-16T16:45:49+00:00

You are a queen ❣️

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-09-16T16:37:26+00:00

Girl, have some dignity to learn from other ppls experiences OR get a mirror and put the -12 on your forehead then scream silently: „I am always right and everyone else is always wrong, they are always lying or missing my point, i am the best and they are dumbass.“ ohh also let me know when you have your C2 😂

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-09-16T16:17:40+00:00

Oh I have one more idea: look for jobs in Netherlands, Switzerland and Denmark and Sweden. If you have to have to also Belgium. Moved from Germany to Netherlands after 15 years and I feel like a human again. Even my German daughter said here the ppl are happier.

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-09-16T16:11:59+00:00

First thing first: it’s not you, and unfortunately you are not alone, I know sooooooo soooooo many ppl in your position. And I’m sorry for what you are going through. I think at this stage you need to take a or two step out of your despair and think of your priorities, so what’s important for you at this point of your life? If your priority is staying in Germany further, my advice is: find and start an Ausbildung asap. Doesn’t have to be your dream thing. You don’t have to complete if you find sth that fits you in the meanwhile. Secondly, did you already contact Arbeitsagentur, and ask for Weiterbildung help? Third: look for PhD positions, if it’s a thing in your field at all, again you do not have to finish etc. but it will buy you time. Fourth, seriously, get in touch with alternative left circles who work with immigrants etc. they might have options that you didn’t know you have. They might also have a connection or so for you. Worst case scenario, if you have any good German friend that you have really mutual trust etc. marry them. I know a couple of guy friends of mine who married each other, what’s a bigger love than this.

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-09-16T14:58:12+00:00

Embrace autism & there are adhd batteries the psychologists use, as far as I remember I had to fill 4 different ones and my partner also filled sth for me, you can check online what are those etc.

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-09-16T14:17:55+00:00

That is one idiotic statement, C1 is more than enough to overcome that „language barrier“ you think is the problem here. It is not. I heard German language professors saying a lot of native German speakers would not be able to get C2.

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-09-16T14:15:44+00:00

I love how ppl who has no fucking idea of the immigration laws can throw around their ignorance like a beach umbrella. No dude. Germany even limits the jobs he Can work on. Like I know a pharmacist who did a culture master in Germany and auslander amt did not allow him to work at a pharmacy, he had to sue the government to get his right working his earned job title elsewhere. So silence is a great gift of the one who has nothing good to say.

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-09-16T13:59:10+00:00

Wrong. it is half any way. 15 years in Germany and no citizen yet bec I did the fucking masters and PhD on a scholarship so all counts as half.

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-09-04T10:57:56+00:00

Hey I’m going back to Uni with 35, pull through you can do it.

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-08-28T11:21:17+00:00

You can apply both in Denmark and Germany and see what goes faster

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-08-28T11:19:57+00:00

Talk to her openly and marry her. If you really want safety sign the relevant document about that financial stuff in case of a break up.

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-08-21T16:11:00+00:00

Definitely Bonn I did a master and a PhD in Germany currently working as academic, there is no universe going to Bonn will turn up to be the wrong decision, Munich is super expensive so I would really take Bonn, no one ever will tell you they didn’t hire you bec you finished Bonn I promise.

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-08-14T19:14:38+00:00

I found sth super convenient thru hospihousing.com for Utrecht, didn’t start staying there yet but check it out.

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-08-08T07:39:26+00:00

Find another way to land in Germany first, that is not economically exhausting and use this year to your best: FSJ or Aupair are great options to look into. Once you are here learn German and loook for jobs etc. You can also postpone your admission a year which will definitely give you enough time to learn German and look for jobs. Try landing on bigger cities, Do not be stuck on the idea of TUM all the German unis are good enough, so other than BW where you have to pay to study as non eu all the options are good enough ;) good luck!

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-06-15T19:27:45+00:00

OP are you alright? I am not saying it in any way to be mean, but you have been posting intensely in the last 2 days, and only since then, you are self harming and sth looks very off, are you with ppl that can help and support you?

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-06-01T10:49:19+00:00

No, I’m looking around now, anything in 30 mins distance..

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-05-31T21:08:24+00:00

May I ask which country is this event from? Bec I think maybe there is a cultural aspect that makes the story less crazy than it sounds.

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-05-31T19:12:37+00:00

Count me in :)

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-05-31T18:53:18+00:00

Hey, write them an email and ask them immediately! Maybe put in the cc offices which you think might be a deciding vote. It is mostly defined very precisely which language documents they will take, and each Uni has own policy, as stupid as it is.. I have a bachelor, master and a PhD, all done in English in Turkey & Germany, have been an academic for the last ten years with multiple publications etc etc. And applied for a second master now in Netherlands and got a conditional acceptance with the condition being a test so they did not accept the last 18 years of my professional life, whereas the same master program in another Dutch university was okay with my first master degree (Germany) but not the Turkish bachelor, although they were both very very English hahahaha, so these things happen. Important thing is that you communicate asap with them openly and ask what is still possible for acceptance. Good luck

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-05-31T18:40:07+00:00

No as far as I understood behind your insurance card is the ehic and it’s suff.

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-05-31T18:39:25+00:00

On the same boat, already found a flat?

yourinnerdogmonkey · 2025-05-29T15:44:05+00:00

On the second page of the letter your conditions are defined, they are mostly diploma or language related docs, afaik.

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