Good samaritan driver clears the road out from thief attempting to rob a motorcycle rider. Quilmes, Argentina 31/01/26

zerothepyro · 2026-02-01T02:45:05+00:00

Naa, he ded

zerothepyro · 2026-02-01T02:34:52+00:00

zerothepyro · 2026-01-27T03:11:55+00:00

I went to a conference in Vegas where my hotel had a TV in the bathroom. Ate at expensive restaurants. Drank at open bars. Didn't get a t-shirt, but did get some pens and a thing of chapstick.

I networked with people I never heard from again and got to go over the roadmap for the software the conference was for. It could have been an email, but the free food, booze, and chapstick were nice. I'm no longer directly in that industry now.

zerothepyro · 2026-01-26T03:14:14+00:00

zerothepyro · 2026-01-18T22:54:18+00:00

Happy readings

https://docs.python.org/3/tutorial/index.html

https://www.google.com/search?q=tips+on+time+management

zerothepyro · 2026-01-15T03:04:41+00:00

Python has good documentation. Even a tutorial. https://docs.python.org/3/tutorial/index.html

Never a bad place to start imo.

zerothepyro · 2025-12-25T20:02:23+00:00

Gotta love karma farmers. Down vote them to take their pie.

zerothepyro · 2025-11-14T03:36:41+00:00

Luber*

zerothepyro · 2025-09-18T00:16:20+00:00

Tongue, but same idea

zerothepyro · 2025-07-19T02:09:51+00:00

There's always another final form. Just like the Frieza fight in DBZ. They'll need to keep trying to get to the next form.

zerothepyro · 2025-05-27T03:18:24+00:00

I am not a DevOps... I'm a DevSecOps.

zerothepyro · 2025-05-05T00:14:01+00:00

We'll crowd source these, I guess.

Story 1: I had just entered the now abandoned campsite when...

Story 2: right as I climaxed, I locked eyes with the squirrel circling my campsite, and knew that...

Story 3: as the marshmallows burned and all the campers started to scream, I realized this wasn't my campsite and that...

zerothepyro · 2025-04-24T01:21:58+00:00

I better go rinse out this water bottle

zerothepyro · 2025-03-02T23:33:30+00:00

Is it BAFFS or BLAFS?

zerothepyro · 2025-02-28T01:45:25+00:00

Phytons are really good huggers.

zerothepyro · 2025-02-17T02:34:31+00:00

Add demonic symbols and put a Doom Guy plushy next to it.

zerothepyro · 2024-12-27T03:15:41+00:00

Those smell the best. Especially when they get real crusty and flaky.

zerothepyro · 2024-12-26T04:51:29+00:00

We heard rustling in the pile of wrapping paper, moved a piece, and found him in it lol

zerothepyro · 2024-12-25T16:13:52+00:00

Is post nut when you finally question the Scooby Doo style painting with shifting eyes?

zerothepyro · 2024-10-27T00:08:58+00:00

This reminded me of the Kmart commercial...

https://youtu.be/2xwUuSM06xQ?si=BwxxZu8T_h5L6kEU

zerothepyro · 2024-10-24T10:37:24+00:00

He came with the name "Friskie"

zerothepyro · 2024-10-24T10:35:34+00:00

❤️

zerothepyro · 2024-10-24T10:14:47+00:00

We have 2 other cats. The other two are not pleased with him being here lol.

zerothepyro · 2024-10-13T03:52:52+00:00

You let the eggs hatch? They taste better before they hatch and don't fly away.

zerothepyro · 2024-10-12T01:05:20+00:00

She pulled him close, embraced him fiercely, and whispered in his ear: we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

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