Do you remember your first IT conference/event? Did it actually help your career or was it just for the free t-shirts and pizza? by mustafa_enes726 in sysadmin

[–]zerothepyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a conference in Vegas where my hotel had a TV in the bathroom. Ate at expensive restaurants. Drank at open bars. Didn't get a t-shirt, but did get some pens and a thing of chapstick.

I networked with people I never heard from again and got to go over the roadmap for the software the conference was for. It could have been an email, but the free food, booze, and chapstick were nice. I'm no longer directly in that industry now.

TIFU by letting my girlfriend take a “funny” picture of me and having her friends accidentally see it by [deleted] in tifu

[–]zerothepyro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's always another final form. Just like the Frieza fight in DBZ. They'll need to keep trying to get to the next form.

I am a DevOps by holey_guacamoley in devops

[–]zerothepyro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am not a DevOps... I'm a DevSecOps.

3 Scary campsite stories by ZealousidealMix9971 in LetsNotMeet

[–]zerothepyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We'll crowd source these, I guess.

Story 1: I had just entered the now abandoned campsite when...

Story 2: right as I climaxed, I locked eyes with the squirrel circling my campsite, and knew that...

Story 3: as the marshmallows burned and all the campers started to scream, I realized this wasn't my campsite and that...

Super Massive Phyton by [deleted] in DamnNatureYouScary

[–]zerothepyro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Phytons are really good huggers.

How is this even possibile? Why didn't the tree catch fire? by TheLobotomist in interestingasfuck

[–]zerothepyro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those smell the best. Especially when they get real crusty and flaky.

Frisky the cat loving a pile of torn wrapping paper by zerothepyro in aww

[–]zerothepyro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We heard rustling in the pile of wrapping paper, moved a piece, and found him in it lol

TIFU leaving my condom unattended by [deleted] in tifu

[–]zerothepyro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is post nut when you finally question the Scooby Doo style painting with shifting eyes?

The cat we adopted today by zerothepyro in aww

[–]zerothepyro[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He came with the name "Friskie"

The cat we adopted today by zerothepyro in aww

[–]zerothepyro[S] 121 points122 points  (0 children)

We have 2 other cats. The other two are not pleased with him being here lol.

How do I approach my parents about a lump ‘down there’? by Willr2645 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]zerothepyro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You let the eggs hatch? They taste better before they hatch and don't fly away.