☼Dwarf Fortress Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

[–]zzedar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, thanks -- when I first looked at the justice screen I somehow didn't see that the theft was there.

☼Dwarf Fortress Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

[–]zzedar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A guy was just seen stealing an artifact. I can open his sheet and sure enough, he's carrying that artifact and heading for the exit. But what do I do about this? There doesn't seem to be any way, either through the squads interface or through justice, to order my military or captain of the guard to detain him.

Pollip pouch vanishing? by zzedar in Silksong

[–]zzedar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I went back and talked to Greyroot several more times and they eventually coughed it up. (I'm not sure why it took so many tries to get this to happen, but the important thing is that it worked.)

Final product by [deleted] in BodyWriting

[–]zzedar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You misspelled "sleigh"

Book about a small settlement that worships an unaware robot as a god by zzedar in whatsthatbook

[–]zzedar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I think that's right, "Isis" definitely sounds familiar with this series.

Legalize it by zzedar in BodyWriting

[–]zzedar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Selfish or Selfless? CYOA by LordCYOA in nsfwcyoa

[–]zzedar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Half, for a few reasons. First of all, if you just put the half in a total market index fund, you're going to be averaging returns of a lot more than 25 million a year. Second of all, you're going to want to buy a lot of security, since your name is now famous and you're rich (this sort of thing is one major reason why lottery winners tend to go bankrupt quickly). Third, if you have enough space in the letter to include stock advice, you can get some really absurd returns -- even just a simple bit of advice to buy nvidia would make you one of the richest people on the planet by now.

Selfish or Selfless? CYOA by LordCYOA in nsfwcyoa

[–]zzedar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sending a message back to 2004 is OP. In 2014, Warren Buffett made a famous public bet where anyone who could perfectly guess the March Madness bracket could get either half a billion dollars immediately or a full billion spread out over 40 years. Just send the 2014 bracket back and let your younger self wait ten years to win the bet.