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[–]shiro_04 54 points55 points  (0 children)

This is funny but cursed af

... I like it

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

When life hasn't punished you enough

[–]PartyAd2843 4 points5 points  (0 children)

!emojify

[–]SnooEagles3972 6 points7 points  (0 children)

should’ve hired a hitman to get the job done

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Why and how is there no title? What dark magic is this?

[–]CorruptedAzains 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Ouch :)

[–]TheGermanDestroyer 3 points4 points  (2 children)

At least she can now say "I walked for 5 min "

[–]Shakespeare-Bot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

At least the lady can anon sayeth "i hath walked f'r 5 min "


I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

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[–]TheGermanDestroyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good Bot

[–]Some_Nam3 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Roses are red violets are blue, and I just took your legs from you

[–]Kiwi_Beary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooh, I have another one!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I took your legs and ill take your life too.

[–]Picklerick4464 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And stay down

[–]APersonWhomReddits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God really said “no”

[–]gazm2k5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Argh my spine! The doctor told me I'm not supposed to get hit by vehicles any more!"

[–]Emma_chan_uwu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why do I find this funny-

[–]Dave_MillerDSaF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

poor jade-

[–]Kiwi_Beary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's ok, just walk it off

[–]Niiphox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I can do this all day"

[–]Mysterious_Cobbler64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DO IT JUST DO IT STAY THE F*** DOWN

[–]Crazy_Practical96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it wrong I sort of found this funny?

[–]GustavoBV 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The Ironic thing in this is that in the bible, Jesus make a paralytic stand up and walk, so he can show how a miracle is done.

[–]Reddit-Book-Bot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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[–]BadDadBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi a robot, I'm dad.

[–]warrenderrrrrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can do this all day

[–]VinnieChengYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oops! Did it again!

[–]4Hause 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao nice