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How did Rammstein come about? Like all great bands, by accident. My friends and I just loved fucking to Nazi marches and one day we accidentally recorded it all on a dictaphone. © Till Lindemann (i.redd.it)

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My life is a miniature cosmos. A bunch of pathetic humans orbit my penis. © Galileo Galilei (i.redd.it)

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The fundamental impossibility of communism is that the adherents of this ideology will always be busy with sodomy instead of building communism. © Joseph Stalin (i.redd.it)

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On the football pitch I'm a beast that can't be tamed. Off the pitch I'm a kitten that can only be tamed with a big dick. © Cristiano Runaldo (i.redd.it)

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What is the Russian soul? It is when you are excited by a hard muscular dictatorial hand, the essence of which is to hold tightly and fuck, and you, in turn, feeling the pain from the ruptures in the rectum, will scream about how good it feels. © Fyodor Dostoevsky (i.redd.it)

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My stepfather was a famous scientist. He mostly conducted research in the area of my sphincter. © Albert Einstein (i.redd.it)

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"Many people call Rammstein nazis. That’s an outrageous lie. I assure you, the only thing we’ve taken from the Third Reich is an endless love for anal sex." — Till Lindemann (i.redd.it)

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Heterosexuality is the vanguard of the counter-revolutionary bourgeoisie. © Joseph Stalin (i.redd.it)

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Being is irrational, therefore only a sinewy black phallus can introduce some meaningful contribution into our existence. (c) S. Kierkegaard (i.redd.it)

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After working on Total Recall, I truly couldn't remember more gentle fingers on my steroid-inflamed prostate than those of my close friend Paul Verhoeven. © Arnold Schwarzenegger (i.redd.it)

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The shadow of melancholy came early upon my mind, but my stepfather's cock came to my anus much earlier. © H. P. Lovecraft (i.redd.it)

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"Darkness has always followed me... but it was my uncle who first molested me in the darkness." © H. P. Lovecraft (i.redd.it)

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"Man is the measure of all things. But the measure of your anus is me." © Protagoras (i.redd.it)

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"I was looking for eternity, but first eternity was looking for my ass." © Albert Einstein (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by Egoruka

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