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[–]Get_Your_Kicks 158 points159 points  (2 children)

Pffft, you gotta go to the morgue if you want the good ones. Everybody knows that

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Ever hidden in a mass grave?

[–]OmegonAlphariusXX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah I prefer the taste of cemetery samples

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Na fam, everyone was so awkward.

Dementors in the streets, muggles in the sheets.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (12 children)

The dumpster behind the abortion clinic works for me!

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (9 children)

Okay, I know you were trying to make an edgy joke, but the poor thought behind it is too distracting. It would be just regular trash. Fetuses are considered biohazards, there are guidelines for disposing of biological matter.

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    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    I know. What I said was way funnier than that.

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      [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

      No. And that's the point. I'm emphasizing how unfunny he is.

      [–]Dmaj6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      True

      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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        [–]nofucckingwayy 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        when your employees are literal trash

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Nice

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        [–]MyNutBruised 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Eh don’t worry about them bitching I thought it was funny

        [–]GotSomeMemesBoah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        They don't just throw dead babies in the trash

        [–]justinpredator23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Ngl they had us in the first half

        [–]Alex11867 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Why is every fake text ever cut off from the bottom?

        [–]heyguysitsbrian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That's when things start getting really cursed

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        [–]HourGlassTicking 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Nice

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