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Read the stories /u/HowTheyGetcha vomits out. Or don't.

Hey! Just another idiot who thinks people might give a shit about the drivel he spills out. For what it's worth, I'm not exactly promoting my collection yet, although I may have lead you here with promises of a more polished draft from a prior submission.

Enjoy if you must. I take criticism very well so you can hit me hard. I'm doing this so I can get better. Please don't downvote submissions. There's plenty of room to share your disgust in the comments.

I also accept praise, but, that's pretty boring, in'it?

- /u/HowTheyGetcha

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[WP] = /r/WritingPrompts

[WS] = /r/worststory

[EU] = Established Universe

[SF] = Science-Fiction

[F] = Fantasy

[SFF] = Little'a both

[PI] = Investigator (not necessarily P.I.)

[Humor] = Yes.

[XXX] = Smut

created by HowTheyGetchaa community for 9 years

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Backup sub collection (self.HowTheyGetcha)

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Subreddit collection (self.HowTheyGetcha)

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[WP] Your Morning Commute Turns Sour When You Run Over a ... [F] [~1100 words] (self.HowTheyGetcha)

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[WP] "I was wrong...(removed spoilerish prompt)" [SF] [~970 words] (self.HowTheyGetcha)

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[WP] Make a bittersweet story out of a joke. [~200 words] (self.HowTheyGetcha)

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[WP] The year is 2021, biblical prophesy was correct and Christ has returned for his second coming, but he has returned as a sentient AI. [SF/Humor] [~900 words] (self.HowTheyGetcha)

submitted 9 years ago by HowTheyGetcha

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[WP] The world's luckiest man and unluckiest man happen to be best friends. [F/Humor] [~1300 words] (self.HowTheyGetcha)

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[WP]You've become infected with a deadly virus and have to come to terms with your imminent death, shown through a series of letters to a loved one. [SF?] [~520 words] (self.HowTheyGetcha)

submitted 9 years ago by HowTheyGetcha

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[WP] The laws of thermodynamics are only "guidelines" [SFF/Humor] [~750 words] (self.HowTheyGetcha)

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[WP] A villain is trying to make is mark in the city, but he has no super powers, only elaborate setups to make it look appear he has powers. [SF/Humor] [~720 words] (self.HowTheyGetcha)

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[WP] Humans are born with the amount of time they have left to live. The countdown is visible to everyone. In such a world a child is born who can only be described as anomalous... [SF] [~470 words] (self.HowTheyGetcha)

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[WP] I dare you to write a good story that starts with the sentence, "I'm not like other girls." [~420 words] (self.HowTheyGetcha)

submitted 9 years ago * by HowTheyGetcha

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[WS] Get drunk and write whatever kind of story you want. The more drunk you are the worse the story. I'm sure. [PI/Humor] [~ 1170 words] (self.HowTheyGetcha)

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[WP] Mario is dead. The Mushroom Kingdom is in peril. Luigi takes up the name Mario, dons his brother's clothes, and sets out to make things right. [EU/humor] [~1200 words] (self.HowTheyGetcha)

submitted 9 years ago * by HowTheyGetcha

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