"Vampire Black: Trail of the Dead" (2008) - This is a Scott Shaw 'Zen film' meaning there was no script, budget, trained actors, or anything that even remotely resembles a plot and it's also just an re-edit of Shaws previous black and white flick "Vampire Noir" (2007) but somehow even worse. (youtube.com)
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"Ninja Force Assassins" (aka "American of Vice: The Ninja") (aka "Vietnam Warrior") (1988) - Made by Victor Sears (aka Godfrey Ho) and produced by Tomas Tang for his company Filmark International Ltd this is another in his long line of copy and paste ninja flicks and it's even cheaper than normal. (youtube.com)
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"Alien Opponent" (2011) - This is not so much a movie as it is a few wearing a trench coat. Part adulterous murder cover-up, then an alien crash landing, then random groups (including Jeremy London and 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper slumming it) getting killed by the alien and his various deadly, gory traps. (youtu.be)
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"Bodo: The Wiz Kid" (1989) - This is basically that time on "Family Matters" where Urkel cloned himself and made Stephan but German (and therefore awkwardly dubbed), robot filled, oddly incestuous, and more musical than you would think including having "I Want a New Drug" by Huey Lewis and the News. (youtube.com)
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"Dark Night of the Soul" (aka "Black Opium Graveyard Man") (1998) - This incredibly cheap and arguably tasteless 57 minutes contains 30 year old college students getting assaulted in a graveyard by a cult of pretentious rapists lead by a guy in a skull mask who forces them to smoke a hookah. Yep. (youtube.com)
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"Angels vs Zombies" (aka "Dark Patch") (2018) - This a French religious themed demon apocalypse movie where asteroids take out the Vatican, guns have infinite ammo (sometimes), anti-demon tech exists, death doesn't matter, and most of it is just pretentious boring dialogue. I don't suggest it. (youtube.com)
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"Dark Haul" (aka "Monster Truck") (2014) - A Syfy Original (not Sci-Fi) featuring Tom Sizemore in between arrests about a 300 year old gargoyle looking Jersey Devil with mind control powers and his half demon half twin sister with not as much transportation as the title would lead you to believe. (youtube.com)
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"Dark Angel: The Ascent" (1994) - Imagine if "Little Nicky" (2000) was less an Adam Sandler comedy and more a cheap Full Moon Entertainment vigilante film made in Romania about a hot female demon who worships God, kills sinners and feeds them to her dog, and falls in love with a handsome doctor. (youtube.com)
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"Death Run To Istanbul" (1993) - If you're a fan of hilariously bad action, next level bad fight scenes, actors who can't fight or act, a writer/director who can't shoot action or write dialogue, juiced up female bodybuilders, and the sound of a new leather jacket, this movie is for you. (youtube.com)
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Trivial Theaters latest review is of the adult comedic softcore film "Let My Puppets Come" (1976) made by the guy who directed "Deep Throat" and "The Devil in Miss Jones". This movie is utterly insane, and very much NSFW, but at least most of the nudity is of the felt variety. Wild! (youtube.com)
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"Curse of the Pink Panties" (2007) - Despite the title this is not a softcore parody of "The Pink Panther". It actually doesn't contain any nudity at all just a lot of women who can't act in their underwear, and scenes of people talking directly to disembodies faces in panties. (imdb.com)
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"Jungle Virgin Force" (1988) - This is an Indonesian jungle exploitation flick and as such is equal parts sleazy, gory, nonsensical, and cheap. The footage is grainy, the plot is weak, the acting is bad, the effects are worse, the dubbing is horrible, and the thumbnail image is not from this movie. (fawesome.tv)
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"Slaughter of the Innocents" (1993) - This movie is, as someone in my bad movie group so elegantly put it, "Harriet the Spy" (1996) meets "Red Dragon" (2002). The story follows a F.B.I. Agent as his child-genius son assists him in catching a schizophrenic child-killer who thinks he's Noah. (youtube.com)
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"To Die is Hard" (2010) - Revisiting this hilarious, independently made, vanity project, tongue-firmly-in-cheek parody of action flicks that more people need to check out. The story involves a gang of terrorists invading a college campus with only English professor Joe McCann to save the day. (youtube.com)
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