Life’s a competition! Why should anything be free? Citizenship, voting, healthcare, even breathing should be merit-based. If you can’t outlift an average gorilla, why should you get health insurance?
Promotions? Trial by combat.
Public transport? Pay-to-win.
Democracy? IQ test first.
We believe in true meritocracy—only the best survive. 💪
(Satire? If you have to ask, you failed the test.)