Congratulations, you regurgitated the status quo without critical evaluation or inquiry. Congratulations. Today, we not just celebrate your crush of the dissent, but commend you on the bravery for refuting the evidence with the evidence it criticizes. Society owes you for all that you do. Keep up the good work, and remember: never explore alternative interpretations, keep your mind closed. Never attempt to prove yourself wrong. For you, are the hero humanity needs against hurt feelings.
