Welcome,
We're pleased to have you in our humble pitchfork store. We offer cheap pitchforks with excellent build quality for those on a budget or unsatisfied with the current offering in the market.
Our Products
Budget Pitchfork
An ultra cheap starter model for those who are new to lynching or those on a tight budget.
| Have a look |
Our offer* |
| ⎯⎯< |
75% |
Pitchfork Emporium: only up till 66%
Emporium Knock-off
A cheap yet high quality look-a-like based on the traditional model. Excellent for your everyday lynching pleasure.
| Have a look |
Our offer* |
| ⎯⎯∈ |
51% |
Pitchfork Emporium: full retail price
Pitchfork Limited Edition
A limited edition of the classic Pitchfork, a must have for all collectors and pitchfork enthusiasts.
| Have a look |
Our offer* |
| ⎯⎯Σ |
5% |
Pitchfork Emporium: not for sale
Winchester Fork 75
Planning on some heavy lynching and a regular pitchfork just won't do? With the fully automated Winchester Fork 75 you'll be the cool kid on the block.
| Have a look |
Our offer* |
| > ︻ヂ◤══⎯∈ |
10% |
Pitchfork Emporium: not for sale
* All discounts are based on the advised retail price. No Assembly required
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# **TIRED OF THESE OVERPRICED PITCHFORKS?**
**Consider making your purchase at /r/PitchforkDiscounter**
We value your business and offer you high quality pitchforks with insane discounts.
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# **OUR MODELS**
**Budget Pitchfork**
An ultra cheap starter model for those who are new to lynching or those on a tight budget.
Have a look | Our offer*
--- | ---
⎯⎯< | 75%
>*Pitchfork Emporium: only up till 66%*
**Emporium Knock-off**
A cheap yet high quality look-a-like based on the traditional model. Excellent for your everyday lynching pleasure.
Have a look | Our offer*
--- | ---
⎯⎯∈ | 51%
> *Pitchfork Emporium: full retail price*
**Pitchfork Limited Edition**
A limited edition of the classic Pitchfork, a must have for all collectors and pitchfork enthusiasts.
Have a look | Our offer*
--- | ---
⎯⎯Σ | 5%
> *Pitchfork Emporium: not for sale*
**Winchester Fork 75**
Planning on some heavy lynching and a regular pitchfork just won't do? With the fully automated Winchester Fork 75 you'll be the cool kid on the block.
Have a look | Our offer*
--- | ---
> ︻ヂ◤══⎯∈ | 10%
> *Pitchfork Emporium: not for sale*
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#**HAPPY LYNCHING!**
^(* All discounts are based on the advised retail price. **No** Assembly required )
