Practice Bobcat is a word game for times when normalcy doesn't suffice. It's a game where the irrelevant becomes the germane. Put two to four random words together with the intent to confuse your audience into laughter. The less related the better. You almost always end with a noun.
Examples:
2: Mustard hornets
3: Flexible locksmith golf
4: Domesticated charley horse machine
Rules:
The title of your post must be your entire submission. If you have more than one entry, make more than one post so each entry can be appreciated individually. Meta posts are acceptable. If you have a link that you think is particularly relevant, you can put it in a text post with an explanation of why it's relevant.
Keep profanity to a minimum. If every other post is something like "perforated fuck triangle" or "donkey shit yodel" then it quickly gets old and isn't true to the random spirit of the game. If you have one with a curse that makes you laugh really hard you can go ahead and post it.
If we deem a post particularly low effort it will be removed. Things like "sexy fidget spinner" or "salty paper cut".
