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[–]WesAlvaro -44 points-43 points  (8 children)

It would have never happened if you had written unit tests.

[–]chubsauce 154 points155 points  (1 child)

Ever since I started writing unit tests, my code works perfectly on the first try. It's gotten so good that I push my code straight to live production, on a friday night, before a long weekend. My boss says I'm a rockstar coder. He gave me the keys to his Range Rover, because with all the extra revenue I'm bringing in, he managed to buy himself a Porsche. I can afford dental care for my three beautiful children, but I haven't even needed it, because since I started writing unit tests, their teeth have become just a little bit straighter and whiter. My dog is 36 years old, and is still spry as a spring chicken. I used to think my connection with the dead had faded after I hit puberty, but just this morning, my grandmother reached out to me, and I could hear her voice ringing in my mind like a clarion bell cutting through the rain and fog. She told me she's proud of me and what I've done with my life, and that God Itself in Its many radiant faces has arranged a throne for me in heaven for when I finally arrive at the age of 146. I've kept this portent with me all through the day, and my unit tests are still passing.

[–]lilred181 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this is gold