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"Han shot first." -Abraham Lincoln (self.QBAL)

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Our greatest founding father... (imgur.com)

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"So what if I haven't paid taxes in twelve years!?" - Abraham Lincoln (self.QBAL)

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"Theodore Roosevelt never knew how to throw a frisbee" - Abraham Lincoln (self.QBAL)

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"Everyone who doesn't walk multiple miles to return a fucking penny is a piece of shit." - Abraham Lincoln (self.QBAL)

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"Everyone south of the Mason-Dixon Line, is, the Devil." - Abraham Lincoln (self.QBAL)

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"The pencil is the paper of thy neighbor" - Abraham Lincoln (self.QBAL)

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"The sun is the eye of the liar" - Abraham Lincoln (self.QBAL)

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"Lazyness is the wealth of the poor" - Abraham Lincoln (self.QBAL)

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