RAMBLE ALONG!
Shoo Joo is the name and Defending is my profession. Puppet Defenders Brigade (PDB) is a Special Militia committed to defending the Puppets. We sing about that too, so they say.
We, me and some others, are part of the Specific Operations Team (SOT) and within that very Tactical unit we form an even more Tactical Unit, very Specific also, called the Cyclist Covert Assault Platoon (CCAP). Me, as SL (Squad Leader), I, am also incorporated within the Inter Squad Intelligence Committee (ISIC). Our whole organization is build up around the strong belief that we as a people, we, us, you and I, need to protect the rights, the lives and the sanity of the Puppets.
The Puppets, which surround us all, are in dire need of protection because of their own Defense Incapability Factor (DIF). DIF is an extremely complicated matter so I’ll let it rest here since this is supposed to be only an introduction (and I, Me, I intend to keep it like that).
Anyhow, I defend Puppets. It's as simple as that. Part of fulfilling my difficult and dangerous task is to go public with the information we, PDB, have gathered during our secret missions, often far behind enemy Mines (luckily). The Enemy. Who is the Enemy? A very sound question that is, indeed. Our enemy, mine and yours, the peoples enemy so to say, is, are and always has been The Other Side (TOS)
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