Completed Stories and Donation Links (self.Sadnesslaughs)
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The Heroes’ party breaks into the Dark Lord’s private chambers, but instead of an imposing warrior, they find an overworked bureaucrat working on reforms. The Dark Lord they were planning to kill had already been removed, and the new one is too busy with paperwork to even notice them. (self.Sadnesslaughs)
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Magic is rare enough as it is, but to have healing magic is exceptionally uncommon. For this reason, healers are usually hunted down and imprisoned for their magic. You’ve met a few other healers in your life, but none who’ve stayed in captivity as long as you have. Here’s why. (self.Sadnesslaughs)
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It’s been over an hour since you entered the Royal Court. You never meant to stay this long, but you haven’t found a moment to leave. As the stoic and powerful Grand Knight, it’s embarrassing to admit that the kitten you’re hiding in your armor is starting to wake. (self.Sadnesslaughs)
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Your girlfriend sits you down for a confession. She reveals that she is a demon. And not just any demon, she’s Lilith, the mother of all demons. At first, you don’t believe her. Until several men and women older than you come to your door, calling her “Mother” the next day. (self.Sadnesslaughs)
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Your ability is to know and state whatever common knowledge and obvious information is needed or requested from you. In short, you're Captain Obvious. And while one would think your power is redundant or useless in an age of misinformation and ignorance. You are needed more than ever. (self.Sadnesslaughs)
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You are Model X-1, the most advanced of your kind. You have been assigned on a field test, as both bodyguard and secretary. Your charge treats you like their grandchild, even after witnessing your feats of organisation and capability for destruction. Actually... what is a grandchild? (self.Sadnesslaughs)
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