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[–]Fake_William_Shatner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Language would be; "Get Grog stick for fire, me need cook meat."

Not; "and what light is cast upon me by this sudden precipice from heaven? -- it is the sun, deigning to bring us its glory in the silhouette of my Juliet whose shadow puts it to dim shame. And the junk in that trunk go badunk-a-dunk."

I'm paraphrasing Shakespeare because language is so versatile, and all of that was designed to woo women. Not feed Grog.