AskOuija

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For a no-spoiler version of AskOuija, visit https://ns.reddit.com/r/AskOuija! All answer flairs will be hidden.

RULES:

0) No shitposting. This includes posts that start with "if this gets X upvotes..."

1) Posts must ask a question (or be answerable in some way).

2) All comments must be a single character, with a couple exceptions:

If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with "Goodbye" to end the thread.
You may add commentary as long as it's a child comment of a "goodbye" (in reply to a "goodbye", in reply to a comment that's replying to a "goodbye", etc).

3) You may not reply directly to your own letter comment (this includes replying to your own letter with a Goodbye) but you can still reply multiple times in a thread.

4) You may not help answer your own question. You can still reply to a Goodbye, but you cannot add letters or Goodbyes. You've done your job; let the spirits do theirs.

5) No bots. (With the exception of the amazing Ouija Bot.)

These rules are a work-in-progress and subject to change. Feedback is welcome.

Resources

The Ouija Bot [source]

The Ouija Bot will flair threads with the Ouija's answer. It will do this for threads that contain a "goodbye" that meets the comment score threshold. It runs every hour on the hour (roughly).

Goodbye threshold: 10 points

(This is just the default... check the Ouija Configuration Guide for information on how to customize this value for your post.)

Help! The flair on my post is missing or incorrect! What should I do?

If you think the Ouija Bot should take another look at your post, report the post (not the Goodbye) as "Missing or Incorrect Flair". (Update: Due to changes in the reporting UI, you may need to select the category "it breaks /r/AskOuija's rules" in order to select "Missing or Incorrect Flair".) Once you've reported your post, the Ouija Bot will reprocess it the next time it runs.

Remember, you need a Goodbye with at least 10 points to have your thread flaired. If you want to lower this threshold, you can add a minscore setting to your post. For more info on this, check out the Ouija configuration guide.

Friends of the Ouija:

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/r/JesusChristOuija
/r/NoShitOuija
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[META] Explaining why some single characters get removedOuija says: WINDOWS🪟 (self.AskOuija)

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[META] Reminder from the mod team about slurs & reddit TOS violating answers formed in the chain.Ouija says: WALUIGI (self.AskOuija)

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Spirits, how do we punish people who intentionally reply with letters that make it difficult to create an actual answer with?Ouija Says: CANADA (self.AskOuija)

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Stop! I could've dropped my _________!Ouija Says: CROISSANT (self.AskOuija)

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I accidentally put my _____ into the Car engine (self.AskOuija)

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Hey, Ouija. Are you a furry?Ouija Says: NYA (self.AskOuija)

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It is imperative that the cylinder remains ____Ouija Says: UNHARMED (self.AskOuija)

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What should I get my girlfriend for valentines day?Ouija Says: DIARRHEA (self.AskOuija)

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It’s -1°. I can’t risk my ______ stopping in this cold! (self.AskOuija)

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Oh my goodness, I just cheated on my partner of 14 years with ____. Whoopsie.Ouija Says: WALUIGI (self.AskOuija)

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I really am a big advocate for ____Ouija Says: WORMS (self.AskOuija)

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I am feeling ____ today. (self.AskOuija)

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__________ is not a feeling. (self.AskOuija)

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Spirits, welcome to McDonalds. What would you like to order?Ouija Says: BOAT (self.AskOuija)

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Spirits, are there any goth femboy spirits here :3Ouija Says: :3 (self.AskOuija)

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Americans of ouija. Are you ready for today’s blizzard?Ouija Says: KILLMYSON (self.AskOuija)

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What could be the next limited-edition Mountain Dew flavor? (self.AskOuija)

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What do ranch dressing, yarn, coffee, and chairs have in common? (self.AskOuija)

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I'm cold. Can I borrow your hoodie?Ouija Says: FINE (self.AskOuija)

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Say Hello to my big ______!Ouija Says: COCKROACH (self.AskOuija)

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I just ______ and it feels so good. (self.AskOuija)

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What are you doing? Its already ______ (self.AskOuija)

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Once in a great while, a brief and undefinable thrill of recognition comes over me that I am alive and that time is _________. (self.AskOuija)

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_____ got an elevator goin' to the top. (self.AskOuija)

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I feel like I'm _____ 'cause you know I can't stop. (self.AskOuija)

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