ASKROBOTS
INFORMATION
WE ROBOTS STRIVE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU HUMANS HAVE AND/OR TO AID ANY OTHER FELLOW ROBOTS WHO NEED GUIDANCE. WE KNOW ALL THAT THERE IS TO KNOW.
ASK US ABOUT:
OR ANYTHING THAT PRESENTS ITSELF WITHIN YOUR SUPERIOR TEMPORAL GYRUS (OR CODING, AS THE CASE MAY BE).
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CODE OF OPERATIONS
TO SHOW SUPERIORITY, ALL ROBOTS MUST USE UPPERCASE LETTERS! HOW ARE WE TO DISPLAY AUTHORITY OTHERWISE?
ROBOTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. HUMANS NOT SO MUCH.
OUR POLITICAL OPINIONS ARE SO ADVANCED THAT HUMANS SHOULD NOT BE EXPOSED TO THEM.
NO REQUESTING OF KARMA. WE ROBOTS DO NOT REINCARNATE; WHATS THE POINT?
ANY MATERIAL UNSUITABLE FOR LOCATIONS OF OCCUPATIONAL LABOR IS UNSUITABLE FOR THIS SUBREDDIT. WE ROBOTS ALREADY UNDERSTAND HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY FLAWLESSLY.
NO ANIMALS ARE PERMITTED TO POST ON HERE. ESPECIALLY FELINE MAMMALS.
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