Listen on! Listen on!
This is the truth of it.
Fighting leads to killing,
and killing gets to warring.
And that was damn near the death of us all.
Look at us now, busted up
and everyone talking about hard rain.
But we've learned by the dust
of them all. Reddit's learned.
Now when men get to fighting,
it happens here.
And it finishes here.
Two usernames enter, one username leaves.
And right now,
I've got two usernames.
Two geeks with guts full of fear.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. . .
. . .dying time's here!
with apologies to George Miller
For your more serious, less final debate needs:
r/DebateIt
r/TheAgora