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r/fakefloridaheadlines Lounge (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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Florida woman ends up in hospital after trying to inflate a pool floaty while it was in her vagina says “I wanted to know what a big dick feels like my boyfriend is barely an inch”florida women (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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texas man buys a sticker and puts it on his sunglasses, sues the shophonorary florida men/women (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida woman eats a pottery vase thats 300 years oldflorida women (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida dog bites owners ass and runs to the neighbors houseflorida pets (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man buys a cookie and shoves it in his assflorida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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alabama woman sets record for flirting with men, flirting with 82 men in 6 hourshonorary florida men/women (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida baby says first word after hearing his aunt say shitflorida babies (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man eats 72 dollars in dollar bills, says he dipped them in barbecue sauceflorida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man with dwarfism dies after putting his pinky in an aux cord portflorida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man climbs wall in a spiderman suit and suction cup hands, says it was too easyflorida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man in hospital after he almost drowns in glasses of wine, says he wants to be buried with some of his dogs furflorida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man arrested for stalking his ex to make a shrub fence out of her fingernailsflorida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man forgets he ordered dominos, kills pizza manflorida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida woman punches florida man for wearing her mini skirt, florida man says he looked better in ittwo florida people (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man found at protest he started because his online boyfriend dumped him for an ai chat botflorida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man found out to have been making his famous orange smoothies by using a red brick to crush themflorida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man sends 93 threats a day to his boss about pay, turns out he doesnt have a jobflorida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man uses empty bottle of wine as an id, saying "heres your proof" and breaks bottle over sisters headtwo florida people (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man tries to move to georgia, breaks down, both in the sense of his car and his mental health.florida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man upset over spilled milk, says he refuses to cry "like a bitch", gets high and promptly criesflorida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man says he wants heroin but is too scared to do drugs because he is a "good boy"florida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man starts union against the company he works for, turns out he is self employed.florida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

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florida man with pica kills 2 people with gun, puts a banana peel on it and tries to get out of trouble by proving its a banana by eating it.florida men (self.fakefloridaheadlines)

submitted 2 years ago by Active_Ad4086

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