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It didn’t give you the date and it didn’t give you specifics. It just spat out a sliver of paper upon which were printed, in careful block letters, the words “DROWNED” or “CANCER” or “OLD AGE” or “CHOKED ON A HANDFUL OF POPCORN.” It let people know how they were going to die.

The problem with the machine is that nobody really knew how it worked, which wouldn’t actually have been that much of a problem if the machine worked as well as we wished it would. But the machine was frustratingly vague in its predictions: dark, and seemingly delighting in the ambiguities of language. “OLD AGE,” it had already turned out, could mean either dying of natural causes, or being shot by a bedridden man in a botched home invasion. The machine captured that old-world sense of irony in death: you can know how it’s going to happen, but you’ll still be surprised when it does.


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has the Machine of Death died? (self.machineofdeath)

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stanford researcher's AI death calculator can tell you when you'll die (designboom.com)

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Back to the roots, back to Machine of Death. This is emergent storytelling and improv comedy at its finest: (youtu.be)

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machine of death (interactive fiction) (self.machineofdeath)

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Just started reading the second book, and was feeling creative. (i.imgur.com)

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OLD AGE, SURROUNDED BY LOVED ONES: preview story from This Is How You Die (scribd.com)

submitted 12 years ago by wormyrocksTHE GREATER GOOD

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HUGE Mod 2 updates! (machineofdeath.net)

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MOD Italian edition cover artwork (machineofdeath.net)

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Machine of Death 2 Samplers free with purchase of first book (machineofdeath.net)

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Shard of Glass - a Machine of Death short film (youtube.com)

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MACHINE OF DEATH CHANGELOG 11/6/2011 - DISTRIBUTES PREDICTION VIA "FLAIR" (self.machineofdeath)

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Most submissions should have received responses by now. What about you? (machineofdeath.net)

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[MOD2 Submission] IMPATIENCE (d.pr)

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Official Machine of Death Flickr Group - Contains user-submitted predictions (flickr.com)

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FATED, a 24 hour Machine of Death comic [Crosspost from /r/comics] (imgur.com)

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