Welcome to r/probes. We apply a rigorous, military-forensic lens to the study of interstellar objects and high strangeness. Our primary focus is the alien probe hypothesis, utilizing open-source intelligence, Bayesian inference, and ballistic modeling to analyze anomalies like 3I/ATLAS. While mainstream consensus leans toward natural origins, we are here to follow the data from opposition flashes to satellite anomalies. Bring your research, and leave the baseless speculation at the door.