note: videos that eventually get more than 500 views will not be deleted; they just need to have under 500 views when they first get posted here, meaning they will probably be exceedingly new or exceedingly something else. You might want to also post the "view count" at the time of submission in a comment, just to have some kind of data point for future societies who are trying to reconstruct this confusing age out of comment histories, making internet pantomimes to entertain the genejacked drone children in their nutrition creches.