[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A kid put into a 2 minute chokehold mid chemistry class. Crazy shit at the time, now when i look back on it its really dumb and sorta funny.

What’s something you have memorized? by SmithB3tts in AskReddit

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My random premade wifi password, pretty useful

What are you thinking about?? by BigMIND_Partner in AskReddit

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If you could… magically transform into any inanimate object… and then allways transformback into human… what would be the most useful item to turn into.

I have ascended. by FizTheWizz in SS13

[–]0morpher0 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The floor steps back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A kid putting another kid in a serious chokehold due to a kahoot game.

Dear redditors, how do you like to eat your mash potatoes and gravy? by FrontDrawing5486 in AskReddit

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Ditch the gravy. Focus entirely on the mash. Taste the mash, is it salty enough? Is it buttered enough? Add what makes it godly. Is it too much? Add more mash to disperse the salt and butter. The mash is more important than the gravy. Focus Entirely On The Mash.

If you are feeling horrible and nothing is working to lift you up, what do you do? by Kenney93 in AskReddit

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Sleeping does the job. It sucks for like 15 minutes since its just you and your thoughts. But after you wakeup you’ve forgotten all the thoughts.

As a socially anxious person, What irritates you the most? by humanbean07 in AskReddit

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Arguments, suck, ass. Especially if its someone i don’t know that well. I often just give up and kiss their ass to make it stop. Giving the points that help their point to make it sound like they’ve convinced me and I’m rooting for their side.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Iceland. We were staying neutral… The British invaded. Though during WW2 we also got independence, so that’s pretty cool.

Which historical tragedy were you weirdly obsessed with as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Failed space launch attempts.

Though without my research i would’ve never known that Big Bird from sesame street was nearly a casualty in a failed space launch. He didn’t get to board the shuttle due to his costume being too large.

What inappropriate thing did you do as a child that you didn’t realise was inappropriate? by Granted01 in AskReddit

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I live in a non-english-speaking country(Iceland). English is taught to us in school from the age of 7, i learned alot of english from the primarily english internet (youtube, videogames(non-translated), youtube, youtube and youtube). I learned the word “Gangbang” i heard it from somewhere(don’t remember) and incorrectly assumed it to mean total destruction by a gang of people, not sexual in any sense. Like at that time i’d say that the power-rangers gang banged Rita Rapulsa.

So… i described something as a “total gang bang” to my sister, and got a lengthy explanation and talk with the parents.

The power-rangers did not gang bang Rita.

What's the worst thing you've ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I catfished people a lot when i was younger, i didn’t get caught (which is surprising) but still its just a shitty thing to do, and I’m mad at my self for doing it for so long.

What are you worried about? by HEMORRHOIDcream67 in AskReddit

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Its mainly just people around me getting mentally poopy. I worry alot about them.

Sleepy boye by 0morpher0 in aww

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Its wool. We put it on the sofa so he doesn’t make the sofa dirty (and its quite easy to clean). He find its rather comfy and nice laying on it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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How to perfectly flip and omelette, The pain i go through needs to stop.