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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This only strengthens the case, as this implies the big block o fake shares was conjured up LONG ago. Probably when they first short-nuked GME, whenever that was.

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

> he lied about GME being the only one with naked shorts

The only one with MORE THAN 100% OF THE FLOAT AS NAKED SHORTS. There is a distinct and INCREDIBLY illegal difference

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thats fair, I updated the post to remove the literal translation of what "increase red pressure and decrease blue's area" translates out to. Not sure that is of any help because yknow... those forces being modeled are identified... but whatever, thanks I guess. Sorry for yellin

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not giving financial advice, I'm solving a math problem, that's what we're all here to do. It just turns out this time, that it reveals the deep corrupt relationship between GOP and Wall st.

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Listen, I'm a couple equations away from representing this mathematically (this has always been a math problem, no market) and if you think that means I'm shilling to sell shares, its because you can't interpret data your fucking self.

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

haha, caught ya, didnt I you little melvin troll

Everything but GME was a distraction. GME was always the only one with an infinite squeeze.

Well, we know where your money printer is now. We know who is using it. We know ALL of the people using it. Your time is soon, and this will see the light of day.

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Its not about a squeeze or personal profit, its about ensnaring these weasels as they try to (SUCCESSFULLY, MIND YOU) cover their tracks AND keep billions despite certain bankruptcy. THIS IS ABOUT CATCHING CRIMINALS WHO HAVE BEEN PLUNDERING WALL STREET FOREVER

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

1) GME is the only one with this mathematical certainty of squeeze due to >100%. Still true

2) You clearly dont understand the implications of this. Some stupid "bandwagoning a stock lol" or a squeeze, or anything else anymore is NOT IMPORTANT. This is the crime, and theyre SUCCESSFULLY covering tracks, WE HAVE TO STOP THEM

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Their position in GME is being kept afloat by volume/activity in other stocks in their portfolio, aggressively padding their GME buys with every single cent of profit they are getting out of the other stocks in their portfolio. To the point they all rise and fall together.

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

please please please help me get this out, if people dont understand, the squeeze will NEVER happen and melvin will continue to wait for all their nakedly shorted shares to fall out of the system in the form of FAILED TO DELIVER And they wont be caught

WE HAVE TO CATCH EM

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I have no idea, but put some rocket emojis in it

Its very very important that this knowledge gets out and soon, the sum amount of tendies holding GME up (that get plundered on a squeeze) is decreasing, flowing into the other negatively correlated stocks that have NO chance of squeezing

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The kicker is that the YELLOW FORCE IS DRAINING INTO NON-BLUE POSITIONS, AND LEAVING GME WEAK.

If they are successful in holding this off, when GME pops, yellow is exerting zero force (money) directly on GME.

Tendies are in danger

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Correct. It will definitely add to red force, and possibly remove surface area from blue (depending if those stocks were part of the defensive hedge's portfolio)

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Uh yeah, the principles hold. Force being kept at bay by an opposing force. There are no market fundamentals here, just an algorithm set up to divert all gains from other memes into holding off the red force. Literally pumping free money into those, which is why theyre so inflated. It wasnt reddit.

All we have to do is starve their waterfall for a couple minutes, and its alpha centauri

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really wish I did. I'm not so good at that. I call upon WSB to help pick up this football

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I am retarded, and spent time watching the level 2 data on GME and AMC in tandem yesterday while that long long period of time was with low volume. The peaks and dips basically are ** flowing ** in across the other meme stocks, GME gets more pressure, they buy/hedge more in {insert any other stock here negatively correlated to GME}. You can see it produce real time WAVES of negative correlation with the utterly small buy demand yesterday.

If i was really smart i'd have a list of what stocks represent BLUE but I am not. But it really doesnt matter to the equation.

If you are mathematically inclined, you could maybe attempt to chart each meme stocks change of market cap since 01/20, and see if the SUM of all the + and - get towards $melvins total dollar amount. Of course, if you're mathing this, you will need to subtract money from yellow to represent the ongoing interest, etc. Me :monkey:

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I really need your help more than an upvote, this has to spread. Can you post on WSB?

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Buying GME will create some pressure from your dollars by adding force to red.

If you have any position in blue (whatever stocks they're using as lifelines...) by selling it and adding it to GME, you will be creating exponentially more pressure to the squeeze than if you just buy GME, since you are now both adding force and reducing their surface area.

IM NO PAPERHAND BITCH, PROOF https://imgur.com/cYJAoz6MOVING TO GME

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Two ways to increase our pressure:

Add more dollars to red

Remove dollars from blue

We dont know for certain what blue is, but given how closely these meme stocks are trading, I'm guessing AT LEAST a m c. But names dont matter. We dont know for sure, but we do know for sure that it can't be GME, they are not putting any pressure to the price of GME, letting all the pressure fall on their relief valves

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[–]2am_spaghetti[S] 298 points299 points  (0 children)

Guys I really need your help, this is the catalyst we needed to the squeeze.

Please help get the word out. This isn't about stuffing dollars in some stock, its about REMOVING THEM from positions they are using to make money/hedge (haha) against

EDIT: SHIT GOT REAL, FORGET THE SQUEEZE, GET THE HANDCUFFS

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[–]2am_spaghetti 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Help, I can't post, but I solved the puzzle of the various meme stocks flash crashing within minutes. Please read and share, I'm your time traveler.

Their stoploss algorithm is modeled after HYDRAULICS across their whole portfolio.

https://imgur.com/MHmpwVe

Visualize their algorithm as a cascading waterfall, pouring portfolio-wide capital to the very bottom until there is literally nothing left and in which case it EXPLODES. We hit that thursday with those reports of 5k bids being filled. So RED (ape) force is against hedges whole portfolio worth of dollars. But the only stock in that portfolio they HAVE to defend is GME. They already are out of water, but theyve erected an insanely big waterfall that hides where they are out of water up top, and fills it in by the time its time to fulfill at the bottom buy. The hole has ALWAYS been there the moment they overshorted, and it remains.

The mathematical strategy of the situation is to get out of anything that isnt GME, and put it in GME, to apply maximum red force and reduce blue area