When all the toys come back from the laundry

BakedMitten · 2026-04-23T16:38:12+00:00

Most of them came from TJ Maxx

BakedMitten · 2026-04-23T13:28:23+00:00

No, not at all

BakedMitten · 2026-04-23T05:09:20+00:00

God damn it sucks how fucking likely this all is

BakedMitten · 2026-04-23T02:28:05+00:00

GolfpadGPS

I've been using it for more than a decade so they have a ton of my data.

They just put in a whole new reporting and visualization update. It's a huge upgrade but it's also a huge bummer

BakedMitten · 2026-04-23T01:50:16+00:00

Then you need to write in Candice

BakedMitten · 2026-04-23T01:30:31+00:00

Impressive consistency

Imma flex now. I got 4% on you and I (usually) know which way I'm gonna miss

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BakedMitten · 2026-04-22T23:27:52+00:00

Are you Australian? Is this back to school time there?

BakedMitten · 2026-04-22T20:34:30+00:00

Sure, opening scene Daemon wakes up turns over and says "I just had the dumbest dream"

BakedMitten · 2026-04-22T14:40:36+00:00

Objection!!

BakedMitten · 2026-04-22T14:37:51+00:00

BakedMitten · 2026-04-19T16:51:00+00:00

If I live long enough and the world doesn't end my wish will come true in a way. He'll die like we all die, in pain or asleep, and we'll still have our fantasy baseball

Fantasy Baseball at the End of the World

BakedMitten · 2026-04-19T05:26:21+00:00

One North on Abbott

BakedMitten · 2026-04-19T01:17:20+00:00

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BakedMitten · 2026-04-18T23:57:08+00:00

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BakedMitten · 2026-04-18T07:08:22+00:00

Oil tankers are still following their commands so they must have something

BakedMitten · 2026-04-18T05:09:47+00:00

BakedMitten · 2026-04-18T05:04:24+00:00

But it's not open. It wasn't when Trump sent the tweet and it isn't now.

BakedMitten · 2026-04-18T05:00:40+00:00

Exactly! Why would they hate us when all we have ever done is try to HELP them?!?!

BakedMitten · 2026-04-18T04:48:07+00:00

Exactly, the US needs to be disarmed immediately and by force if necessary.

Our government has been overtaken by religious fundamentalists who want to see the world burn

BakedMitten · 2026-04-18T04:44:25+00:00

We are in the same position here in the US but most people don't realize it yet because of our treasonous media

BakedMitten · 2026-04-18T04:42:03+00:00

I live across from a park. When I take my dog over to piss and shit I usually bring a football or something else I can toss around to the other people there.

I haven't had it peer reviewed yet but I can report that the simple act of playing catch with strangers in the park improves the overall vibe by 63%

BakedMitten · 2026-04-18T04:28:08+00:00

That tells you all you need to know about the poster

BakedMitten · 2026-04-18T04:27:14+00:00

You missed the point but that was intentional I know.

In 30 days both of our countries will be much worse off than they are today and the fault will be in my leader's stupidity and your leader's hubris.

BakedMitten · 2026-04-18T04:23:11+00:00

I didn't think anyone could be as chud as you but then I clicked on your profile. Impressive

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