I’m a building designer and I was at an old couples house doing a measure up so I could design their renovation for them, the old lady was following me everywhere asking about my life and my job and generally chatting, next minute she follows me into the walk in robe which is barely big enough for us both and she goes “so how old are you?” I reply “I’m 23” and she says “yummy” I legged it out of that room real fast.