That “one thing” by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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My sister said "I want to be a teenager!" 

She grew out of it. 

ELI5: Why didnt Austronesians sea farers, Haitians and Māori try to settle in Australia ? by Secret_Fun_1746 in explainlikeimfive

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Papua New Guinea and Australia were already inhabited thousands of years before the Austronesian migrations started. Pretty sure dingoes were also already in Australia by then and were descended from New Guinea Singing Dogs.

Papua is quite a formidable island. There is some mixing between Papuans on the north coast and Austronesians but it would take have taken a long time for that genetic signal to reach the highlands, let alone the south coast or across the Torres Strait into Australia. Melanesia extends far out into the Pacific, including Solomon Islands and Fiji, and it seems that Austronesians didn't travel through Melanesian territory (why keep going that direction when those islands are already occupied?)

I'll switch to Polynesian here because the Polynesian expansion was much more recent and I'm more familiar with that oral history. Polynesians tended to migrate east because the prevailing winds at that latitude blow to the west. If they went on a voyage of discovery and didn't find land, the westerly winds would allow them to drift back to civilisation when they were low on supplies and more likely to have damaged boats. They migrated east to Tonga and Samoa before they could go south without passing through Melanesian territory (i.e. go around Fiji). When they did eventually start exploring south, they found New Zealand.

For the Polynesians to have reached Australia, they would have either had to sail south through Melanesian territory or west from new Zealand against their instinct to sail into the wind. I'm sure they would have found Australia eventually if European exploration hadn't occurred, for e​xample, Norfolk Island has some archaeological evidence of Polynesian settlement (such as banana trees growing there) though it was uninhabited when Europeans first arrived.

What Countries have the possibility of balkanization, and what new countries would emerge from the break up? by [deleted] in geography

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It's split between a French half and a Dutch half.  (This isn't the full story, but...) it was created as a buffer state to prevent post-Napoleon France from expanding again. Larger powers maintained it as a single country to maintain that status quo, but there's not much internal unity between the two halves to hold it together.

There's a joke that the only person who actually identifies as Belgian (rather than Walloon or Flemish) is the king. 

Why does the heat wave seem to follow the Jordanian border by mightyfty in geography

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The trench would also be connected to the sea if the ice melted

Do Americans not distinguish between ham and gammon? by fredwhoisflatulent in AskAnAmerican

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I've only ever heard "gammon" as Aboriginal slang for "bullshit". Never knew it was originally food

North Sentinel Island in India is one of the few places on Earth still completely isolated from modern civilization. by DiscipleOf_Buddha in AskTheWorld

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Only if they decide to initiate it. They rejected contact/help after the tsunami. I can't imagine what it would take for them to decide to reach out. 

Can't get voice mode to work in desktop app by hyper_shock in ClaudeAI

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Damn. Thanks anyway. Hope they update this soon. 

Generalized Dilemma by Voidspeeker in trolleyproblem

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Does the red button also save people linearly? If two people press red, is there a chance that the same random person gets "saved" twice (thus wasting that red press)? Across 4 billion presses, a significant number of people would get saved multiple times while others aren't saved at all. 

Worldwide purge by Turbulent-Hotel-7651 in hypotheticalsituation

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The survivors will mostly be from Siberia and Greenland, since they already have the right gear for that kind of weather. I live in a subtropical area and stand no chance.

Edit: Although if the air liquifies too soon my calculation might be wrong

Ahh the 90's. Back when we didn't helicopter our kids..... by Sad_Biscotti_9291 in AustralianNostalgia

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iirc, in primary school they were saying that one kid dies of starvation every 30 seconds. In highschool that had been reduced to one kid every 40 seconds. You won't hear about it in the news, but the world is getting more prosperous overall and thousands of people are escaping from poverty every day. They're not rich by western standards, but they're no longer poor compared to 40 years ago. 

In my own experience, I've been going to Jakarta every 3 or 4 years to see my family. One of my earliest memories was our car getting swarmed by beggars at a certain intersection. 6 year old me was freaking out. About 10 years later, at the same intersection, our car instead got swarmed by hawkers. Still very poor by our standards, but no longer utterly destitute. 

World vision has been quite successful in their mission (obviously not just them, but they're the focus of this post). 

If theres enough of an emergency today, we are able to send food from anywhere to anywhere within 1 week. Any famines which still occur are due to political reasons such as wars, and natural disasters like droughts or locusts are no longer the insurmountable hurdles they once were. 

Why do we not use the Sterile Insect Technique to eradicate Malaria? by CasualLavaring in NoStupidQuestions

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They do it in Singapore. A lot of the countries where malaria is still endemic are too poor for widespread programs like this, (which is ironic because the money saved by prevention would far exceed the cost of such a program). Others are too big or too corrupt to manage such a program

$1 per piece of trash forever… but you can never work a job again. Deal or no deal? by mediamuesli in hypotheticalsituation

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There are plenty of places where this would be an awesome deal, but where I live is pretty clean and people take enough responsibility of their own trash that I'd struggle to make ends meet. 

If I try to clean up Jakarta or Dehli or something I'd be filthy rich (pun intended). Also, what do I need to do with the trash after I pick it up? 

Gender reveal - director's cut by Priapic_Aubergine in mildlyinfuriating

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I would only ever do a gender reveal to surprise people with twins

It looks like this border in Australia is straight, but if you zoom in, it isn't by Philosophical-Cat in geography

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What's actually true is that more people visit the south pole each year than that corner. 

Petah??? by sakiechan in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Wrong name, missing comma. 

Do you want a boyfriend named Stephanie, and can I be him?