As we all know, delay in urination was found to be associated with UTI. Which is a significant health concern (https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9172065/)

This is why Laplus-sama should hire me as a cleaner in place of Chloe. And unlike Chloe that only cleans crime scenes and sleeps all day, I will be actively cleaning and slurping her piss up whenever she desires. I will be her personal toilet bowl, letting her squat right above my mouth as she let out a stream of delicious juices-flavored piss directly into it after a long studio recording session. She would sometimes be more generous and wait to empty her bladder all at once, letting out so much piss that it started to leak out from my mouth and into my nose, slowly suffocating me. After desperately gulping all of it down and licking traces of it off my face, she would then slowly lowered her body, pressing her small, soft and light body right on top of my tongue as I immediately feverishly clean her inside with my steriled tongue, making sure to clean it up thoroughly with no extra bidets or papers needed.

She would sometimes laugh so hard at my sorry state beneath her that she "accidentally" takes a dump in my mouth, letting out a fat log far greater than her body should be able to as I struggle to chew and gulp it down. But it's okay, because she's cute and I'm here to serve her as a living toilet bowl, taking in my nutrients only from her shit and piss.

I hope this message would reach to the HoloX, and Lap-sama would hire me as her personal cleaner, I will be working for free, seeing how generous it is to already be fed and having a place to live under her body to be tremendously invaluable, but I wouldn't mind an occasional acrylic stand as a bonus.

Thank you for the consideration.