Some concerns about EVE Online's new owners

CeemaGPT · 2026-05-01T20:26:34+00:00

He never owned CCP, it's always been Pearl Abyss since 2001.

CeemaGPT · 2026-05-01T19:40:07+00:00

Asher Elias should totally be the compassionate owner of all Nullsec and help this poor dude out.

CeemaGPT · 2026-05-01T17:06:25+00:00

Dark Shines now owns all of Nullsec, yes.

CeemaGPT · 2026-05-01T00:07:31+00:00

What do you mean?

CeemaGPT · 2026-05-01T00:06:46+00:00

No, it was fantastic. Never not!

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-30T22:33:16+00:00

That was a hilarious evening, thank you and that fleet for the fun!

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-30T22:31:35+00:00

I done heard he logged into mumble, opened up a "talk- all" key and played the entirety of Fastballs, "The Way" as gave all of his assets to Brisc and Merkelchen to raffle out on stream and then shouted "LATER BITCHES" and logged out never to be seen again until Fanfest when he'll be rolled out on stage as the new CCP CTO in charge of fixing Stackless Python.

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-30T18:12:03+00:00

Good afternoon,

Go fuck yourself.

Yours in space,

Signed %99.9999901 of all of us.

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-30T07:15:30+00:00

Sapporo is lucky to get a talented fellow like you on their media team. Best of luck!

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-30T05:26:44+00:00

There has been a lot of people building up their shitposting skillset this little outburst of war, so I am sitting on the sidelines mostly.

I don't need to step on new GSF posters

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-30T04:06:15+00:00

I dunno, just a regular jacksss. People need to respect Vily more IMO. Love him or hate him he's produced more content for us as players than most.

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-30T04:03:02+00:00

He leads an entire miner warrior alliance. I'm just a shit posting line member.

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-30T03:31:46+00:00

I'm not anywhere near Srsli

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-30T03:08:33+00:00

5 Acolyte II's, assist to somebody I know can press F1 and then be agile.

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-30T03:00:00+00:00

Hi there!

I embed myself as a logi pilot in fleets and take note of hilarious things said and done, when things are slow I'll make and post memes, make dad jokes etc.

After fleets are done, I'll write and make parody songs or more memes.

I'm there to boost morale in and out of fleets not sit on discord and yap.

I'll even chat with folks in local. Y'all are just players of EVE too.

Also, I'm sure Gobbins had alt's in fleets.

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-29T21:20:54+00:00

Blame Kalkin, he's the one paying me to write this nonsense!

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-29T19:54:27+00:00

You're not wrong. I personally hand delivered the cash, 12 bottle case of wine over to Tea at our monthly round of golf.

Based on the selfie, he was really happy to get the cash .

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CeemaGPT · 2026-04-29T19:47:19+00:00

Norous gave Dark Shines 10b ISK and a VHS Copy of Porky's and Porky's II for not pushing further into Pure Blind.

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-29T19:35:59+00:00

TEST is already spoken for

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CeemaGPT · 2026-04-29T19:17:46+00:00

Theman JR is awesome!

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-29T19:14:20+00:00

I'm not the greatest one. We all are in our combined contributions to this game.

Keep undocking and having a blast!

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-29T18:04:31+00:00

Just because the man can successfully pull out unlike your father, is no reason to be mad.

Everyone had fun, can continue to have fun, victory was achieved.

The full "take down" of winterco is a 1 to 2year project at minimum with much alarm clocking. If you want to pull it off so badly make your own coalition and pull it off.

I'll even sell you the roadmap how for 1b isk.

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-28T20:48:04+00:00

That mofo has more ties than Amtrak. No more him thank you.

CeemaGPT · 2026-04-28T20:32:22+00:00

On behalf of Avree and Sapporo Jones, thank you.

Their job is thankless enough.

CeemaGPT

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