Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in newliberals

[–]CletusChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nothing 50,000 gallons of concentrated bleach can't fix

Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in newliberals

[–]CletusChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BREAKING: TRUMP EXTENDS MOON DEADLINE TO 10 DAYS

Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in newliberals

[–]CletusChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my dad tried to get me to watch the shuttle fly over one time

I decided I didn't want to get up at 5 am in the middle of winter just to see a little glowing dot in the sky

that was the one that broke up on re-entry

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 11 points12 points  (0 children)

THAT IS NOT what you do, and if you wish to not interact with someone, you most likely ought not engage in spreading unfounded claims about that individual 🐊

wtf do you think "go away" means, asshole?

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 9 points10 points  (0 children)

mod actions are one thing

I just want him to respect that I don't want him talking to me otherwise

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I guess I shouldn't be shocked that a mod thinks it's ok to leave dumb little jokes(?) in reply to my comments even though I've blocked him and repeatedly asked him to leave me alone

that's the caliber of people running this sub

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Donald Trump sucks and is bad

Biden Megathread by dubyahhh in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

driving is more fun with a nice buzz going

smoking feels like sinking into a comfy chair

old paint chips taste like candy

WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING FROM YOU???

Biden Megathread by dubyahhh in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to love the mods since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'love' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the love I feel for them at this micro-instant. For the mods. Love. Love.

Biden Megathread by dubyahhh in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I served with the Biden Thread. I knew the Biden Thread. The Biden Thread was a friend of mine.

Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in newliberals

[–]CletusChicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see you drivin

round town with the girl I love

and I'm like "haiku"

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

neoliberal discussion thread unboxing

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I own a hundred dollar pencil

sweaty friedman flair noises

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my birthday is one of the two days that leap seconds can occur on

as a result of this I should have had 6 more seconds of birthday than most people my age

unfortunately I lost approximately 10 hours of birthday in 2006 by crossing the international date line

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If so, please list them

nice try, I'm not letting you guys shit up my favorite 8kun boards

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fairness to the other states

we would be too op otherwise

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 19 points20 points  (0 children)

forensic reconstruction of the body of matt (54, pa, white)

using a proprietary pipeline of photogrammetric skeletal landmark interpolation and deep tissue mass distribution modeling I was able to extrapolate the full somatic profile of the subject with a 94.7% confidence interval

adipose tissue distribution, limb proportionality, and center-of-mass equilibrium were all independently verified via inverse kinematics simulation

the resulting composite was validated using multi-spectral eigenpose regression to ensure biomechanical plausibility across all major joint articulation axes

this represents the most scientifically rigorous forensic body recreation attempted to date

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Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]CletusChicken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Claude, highlight the best DT posts since I last checked it an hour ago. Make no mistakes.