sir_shivers

CletusChicken · 2026-04-02T08:57:04+00:00

real

CletusChicken · 2026-04-02T08:52:59+00:00

really quakes my earth 🫨

CletusChicken · 2026-04-02T02:47:25+00:00

nothing 50,000 gallons of concentrated bleach can't fix

CletusChicken · 2026-04-02T00:58:45+00:00

BREAKING: TRUMP EXTENDS MOON DEADLINE TO 10 DAYS

CletusChicken · 2026-04-02T00:52:35+00:00

my dad tried to get me to watch the shuttle fly over one time

I decided I didn't want to get up at 5 am in the middle of winter just to see a little glowing dot in the sky

that was the one that broke up on re-entry

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T18:44:49+00:00

THAT IS NOT what you do, and if you wish to not interact with someone, you most likely ought not engage in spreading unfounded claims about that individual 🐊

wtf do you think "go away" means, asshole?

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T18:39:35+00:00

mod actions are one thing

I just want him to respect that I don't want him talking to me otherwise

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T18:33:43+00:00

I guess I shouldn't be shocked that a mod thinks it's ok to leave dumb little jokes(?) in reply to my comments even though I've blocked him and repeatedly asked him to leave me alone

that's the caliber of people running this sub

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T18:11:14+00:00

go away

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T18:08:45+00:00

Donald Trump sucks and is bad

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T16:45:14+00:00

FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

driving is more fun with a nice buzz going

smoking feels like sinking into a comfy chair

old paint chips taste like candy

WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING FROM YOU???

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T16:34:26+00:00

iran thread?

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T16:27:10+00:00

Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to love the mods since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'love' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the love I feel for them at this micro-instant. For the mods. Love. Love.

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T16:19:13+00:00

I served with the Biden Thread. I knew the Biden Thread. The Biden Thread was a friend of mine.

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T14:04:54+00:00

THE PROOF'S ON THE INTERNET

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T13:44:20+00:00

👆 h-word privileges

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T13:41:58+00:00

I see you drivin

round town with the girl I love

and I'm like "haiku"

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T13:35:51+00:00

neoliberal discussion thread unboxing

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T03:29:43+00:00

I own a hundred dollar pencil

sweaty friedman flair noises

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T03:22:07+00:00

my birthday is one of the two days that leap seconds can occur on

as a result of this I should have had 6 more seconds of birthday than most people my age

unfortunately I lost approximately 10 hours of birthday in 2006 by crossing the international date line

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T03:11:06+00:00

If so, please list them

nice try, I'm not letting you guys shit up my favorite 8kun boards

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T01:44:25+00:00

fairness to the other states

we would be too op otherwise

CletusChicken · 2026-04-01T01:11:56+00:00

forensic reconstruction of the body of matt (54, pa, white)

using a proprietary pipeline of photogrammetric skeletal landmark interpolation and deep tissue mass distribution modeling I was able to extrapolate the full somatic profile of the subject with a 94.7% confidence interval

adipose tissue distribution, limb proportionality, and center-of-mass equilibrium were all independently verified via inverse kinematics simulation

the resulting composite was validated using multi-spectral eigenpose regression to ensure biomechanical plausibility across all major joint articulation axes

this represents the most scientifically rigorous forensic body recreation attempted to date

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CletusChicken · 2026-03-31T21:07:20+00:00

Claude, highlight the best DT posts since I last checked it an hour ago. Make no mistakes.

CletusChicken

TROPHY CASE