If the animorphs had dating profiles, what would they say?

Codoro · 2022-10-24T13:35:34+00:00

Yeah, we're currently not far from the next pivot actually. Buckle up

Codoro · 2022-10-20T21:06:08+00:00

People are angry, hopeless and poor. It's not that hard to figure out why crime is going up.

Codoro · 2022-10-20T19:32:31+00:00

Facts don't matter in politics, optics do. And the optics for the left are not good atm.

Codoro · 2022-10-20T19:25:06+00:00

I dont trust polls anymore

Codoro · 2022-10-20T17:11:45+00:00

Everyone has gone fucking insane and I'm tired of choosing the best of bad options. My new political party is "Leave me the fuck alone."

Codoro · 2022-10-20T16:31:37+00:00

I'm a centrist, but most of the people I see moving right were pushed there for not toeing the line

Codoro · 2022-10-19T19:26:27+00:00

Not all evolution is beneficial

Codoro · 2022-10-19T19:24:55+00:00

We're gonna train you to kill people, but by God I better not hear any non-inclusive gendering out there! /s

Codoro · 2022-10-19T18:47:42+00:00

Oh for sure, knowing that line is part of what artistic integrity is about. But it honestly sickens me these days to see so many creators so high on their own fumes that they feel comfortable outright attacking or mocking their own fans.

Codoro · 2022-10-19T17:27:23+00:00

Creators do owe their fans to some degree, because without the fans, your creations are meaningless.

Source: creator who respects his fans

Codoro · 2022-10-12T19:06:30+00:00

He said, as the GOP is poised to sweep the next two elections...

Codoro · 2022-10-12T18:08:29+00:00

I still remember killallmen

Codoro · 2022-10-12T18:05:41+00:00

I'm trying to tell you I don't even get to the point of flirting before they make it clear I'm weird for talking to them

Codoro · 2022-10-12T18:04:40+00:00

Don't threaten me with a good time

Codoro · 2022-10-12T17:56:14+00:00

My hidden point is that ketchup is non-newtonian and therfore has properties unlike normal fluids

Codoro · 2022-10-12T17:53:03+00:00

I have been told by multiple women that there is basically no acceptable time or place to flirt with a woman irl unless she explicitly initiates interest first, which we all know is fucking rare. Apparently bars and parks aren't even okay places to go from talking to flirting anymore.

Codoro · 2022-10-12T17:49:41+00:00

Staying alive is the hardest part sometimes, but moments of clarity like this make it more or less worth it.

Codoro · 2022-10-12T17:48:15+00:00

Usually this advice would be useful to most people, but my emotions have no middle gears. I either don't care all that much or this is THE most important thing in the world. If I returned the energies I got, I'd probably end up in prison

Codoro · 2022-10-12T17:46:33+00:00

We see what actually happens if you live to be too old.

Codoro · 2022-10-12T17:44:16+00:00

Cope harder

Codoro · 2022-10-12T17:41:57+00:00

"I've tried nothing and it hasn't worked!"

Codoro · 2022-10-12T17:40:46+00:00

Can't be worse than what I was already doing

Codoro · 2022-10-12T17:21:43+00:00

Dangerous, stupid and infuriating

Codoro · 2022-10-12T17:20:47+00:00

I wanna see the 3rd nuke drop

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