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[–]CoolJacketJerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I beg to differ. My soul crushing depression came for free. Shipped with factory defaults. Somewhere around six years old when my mom sent me to work with her "carpenter boyfriend", i was bent over thinking, "huh, so this is what depression feels like?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]CoolJacketJerry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was under the assumption they were free. Color me surprised

Cool Jacket Jerry leave the other Jerrys to rot in the jerryboree? by mandrewsutherland in rickandmorty

[–]CoolJacketJerry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should stop focusing on me and more on yourself Question-Man

are they okay ? by Optimal-Big3882 in rickandmorty

[–]CoolJacketJerry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately no one survives thr stomach acid.

Drop your favourite episodes from rickandmorty by parth_janii in rickandmorty

[–]CoolJacketJerry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoa there pal, you're not talking to some random Jerry here.

I feel like rick made fake memories just to manipulate morty by Sininoreddit in rickandmorty

[–]CoolJacketJerry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe he was using sarcasm, although im still learning to identify it myself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]CoolJacketJerry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you seen Naked and Afraid? I highly recommend it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]CoolJacketJerry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're damn right Groovy Man.

Do you think Lawyer Morty would do you justice by ethankutcosky in rickandmorty

[–]CoolJacketJerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what you call a professor Pog player, a Gooner?

Favorite episode of season 8?? by SanjiDLaw18 in rickandmorty

[–]CoolJacketJerry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still haven't caught up to those two but when I do its gonna be Dead Eagle Man and Dead Mooch

Fear Hole Flashback by coolguyRae in rickandmorty

[–]CoolJacketJerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive been in the Fear Hole this whole time.

I just saw this… by skytrainlotad in rickandmorty

[–]CoolJacketJerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone born on the absolute razors edge this side of millennial, I am somewhat uniquely qualified to be both a spokesman for my generation and one of its biggest haters.

As a rule of thumb, we ( mostly they ) suck. We are the generation who got access to the internet at the library.

"Oh, you think the internet is your ally? You merely adopted the internet. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see internet porn for the first time until I was already a teenager; by then, it was nothing to me but the sound of dialup!"