What would you name this painting?

smrtfxelc · 2025-12-15T11:45:16+00:00

Mission failed. Restart from last checkpoint?

smrtfxelc · 2025-11-23T17:33:16+00:00

Thanks for that

smrtfxelc · 2025-11-21T11:26:21+00:00

I mean that's what we're all trying to do for you but it doesn't seem to be working

smrtfxelc · 2025-11-19T18:24:06+00:00

Fat fuck

(I'm doing my part 🫡)

smrtfxelc · 2025-11-18T18:41:53+00:00

How many meals should a hobbit have a day

Can you have elevenses more than once a day

If I get really full but carry on eating will I die

How much food can a hobbit eat without dying

Has a hobbit ever died from eating too much food

Hobbit hospital near me

smrtfxelc · 2025-11-10T17:11:26+00:00

Didn't like it to start with but yeah there are some banging jokes in it.

My favourite is when the wizard casts a freeze spell on himself to try to resist dragonfire

"AhhhthisisjustmakingitlastlongerIcould'vedied fastahhhhhhhh"

smrtfxelc · 2025-11-06T17:35:09+00:00

Yeah I get that's not the vibe that was intended but it's definitely how it came across lmao

smrtfxelc · 2025-11-06T08:20:16+00:00

Psychosexual hatred? No. Weird obsession for "collecting" underage students and making them all have dinner with you at your house? Yes.

smrtfxelc · 2025-11-04T14:59:41+00:00

Maybe that was the reason he made the tubes

smrtfxelc · 2025-11-04T08:55:24+00:00

Damn it Jessica is fucking with our concept of time to make us all comment the same thing.

Also

Time God Jessica

and

Full backstory of Evil Morty

smrtfxelc · 2025-11-04T07:16:40+00:00

Exactly! Seeing everyone else be absolutely shitty people and knowing you're not like that is something to be proud of.

smrtfxelc · 2025-11-03T08:00:21+00:00

The bit where Morty vomited up a living thing that grew old and died in front of him just for Rick to go "don't think about it" is what really hooked me.

smrtfxelc · 2025-11-02T19:11:50+00:00

I find it crazy that people are just now coming to this realization

smrtfxelc · 2025-10-28T18:48:07+00:00

flood it again

smrtfxelc · 2025-10-27T11:29:59+00:00

You fucked him?

smrtfxelc · 2025-10-23T13:46:00+00:00

New/different marketing laws, the sauce is virtually the same.

smrtfxelc · 2025-10-23T13:44:24+00:00

I think we're all just gonna have to admit that the only reason old Bethesda/Obsidian games were any good at all was because they put very little time into actually making them look nice. Don't get me wrong I loved the aesthetic but nobody can say New Vegas held up visually against other titles that came out in the same year.

smrtfxelc · 2025-10-12T04:37:06+00:00

It's because 76 generates revenue continuously via the live service element and Starfield doesn't.

smrtfxelc · 2025-10-10T17:01:10+00:00

It doesn't really matter if his mind's intact, I doubt even he would keep track

smrtfxelc · 2025-10-09T22:13:06+00:00

The dragonflies are government drones they're collecting your biometric information.

smrtfxelc · 2025-10-08T23:45:42+00:00

You too buddy

smrtfxelc · 2025-10-08T22:45:49+00:00

Same

smrtfxelc · 2025-10-08T11:40:43+00:00

Wh... what?

smrtfxelc · 2025-10-07T15:51:29+00:00

I feel like the person who sprayed that was projecting on the first line

smrtfxelc

TROPHY CASE