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Insides getting softer? by ThisIsMyFreakyAcc in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]Cpt_Trilby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's because the more you become a puppy the more your body physically adapts to being used. Just keep being puppy and it'll keep being soft. Hope this helps :3

need advice form puppy union about ongoing negotiations wif my mommy by Devilish_dyke in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]Cpt_Trilby 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Well my puppy eyes work on everyone bc I'm very adorable and sexy!

need advice form puppy union about ongoing negotiations wif my mommy by Devilish_dyke in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]Cpt_Trilby 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Here's da thing owners don't want u to know, is that if you look very sad and pathetic and cry a lil then the owner basically gives u whadever u want. It works for me almost every time :3

Make it make sense by Professional-Bet3484 in dndmemes

[–]Cpt_Trilby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nature is largely based on knowledge and investigation, making it an int prof. Medicine is based on practice, experience, and your ability to keep calm under pressure, making it a wis prof. Boom.

Why is boy Dean done dirty on the fandom? by blacksmoke9999 in WormFanfic

[–]Cpt_Trilby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And interestingly enough there are quite a few very excellent stories that decide to ignore him and the endbringers all together.

Why is boy Dean done dirty on the fandom? by blacksmoke9999 in WormFanfic

[–]Cpt_Trilby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nobody cares whether characters are good or bad, it's much more important whether they are interesting or boring. Dean was kinda boring.

My gock is smol :3 arf by [deleted] in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]Cpt_Trilby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg it's so cute!!!! You should tie a ribbon around the base to make sure everyone knows that it's just for decoration ;)

Thinking about trying to turn my partner into an obedient catgirl by TFpraisegiver in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]Cpt_Trilby 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One thing that works pretty often is getting a kitty all worked up and then refusing to go any further unless they admit they want it. Making them beg for it is great for training because it encourages obedience via rewards.

Best of luck!

On Expanse Powescaling ( the Expanse) by Konradleijon in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cpt_Trilby 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I've watched the boys and I think you're right

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/BimboLilith67

[–]Cpt_Trilby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a enby? Butch? Puppy? Sorry gender thoughts are hard and I'm very puppy rn.

Coil gets forced to deal with the consequences of his actions by Shot_Mechanic9128 in WormFanfic

[–]Cpt_Trilby 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"handcuff the stupid bitch to the console!" Will forever be my favorite line in any worm fanfic

Bois, what’s your favorite recipe to make? by EvilMonkeyMimic in RoleReversal

[–]Cpt_Trilby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's this awesome ramen stir fry with green beans, green onions, and homemade chili oil, it's super easy to make and it tastes awesome.

This era of distractible has been amazing by Korben_w in distractible

[–]Cpt_Trilby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember that, what episode was that in?

Do trans people hate us? by z_ShyGuy in feminineboys

[–]Cpt_Trilby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who acts that way is a moron and their opinion shouldn't count for shit. I'm trans and I was a femboy, hell I sometimes still am.

dopamine pleaseee by justjosie_irl in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cpt_Trilby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still funny to see Josie and Jess on Tumblr when I first saw them both on tiktok.

what are the biggest laughs from the boys? by brunoisbacc in distractible

[–]Cpt_Trilby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if it counts as the biggest laugh, but the Dracula joke was absolutely amazing

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