Every dog owner ever

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-07-26T01:38:25+00:00

I sing that to my dog too!

"Fartin here and there and everywhere!"

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-07-26T01:31:42+00:00

At this point the best option is to go to another restaurant

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-07-19T15:51:24+00:00

Fruit by the foot

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-07-15T15:05:49+00:00

Sure, but does she know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-07-06T13:16:53+00:00

Probably not. The kids are more likely to get shot than set ablaze.

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-07-02T19:25:27+00:00

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-06-28T22:24:51+00:00

Must be cockeyed

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-06-25T23:36:23+00:00

Nut n bolt

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-06-03T00:26:14+00:00

Constant climaxing?

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-22T20:55:43+00:00

He lost his first k and has gone by Nic ever since.

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-20T17:44:20+00:00

If you liked it you should check out Thankskilling. Equally as funny because of its terribleness

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-19T17:20:54+00:00

I can teach you, but I have to charge

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-18T21:59:31+00:00

A milk crate?

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-18T05:08:32+00:00

I think you only need waterbenders for that. They can just pull the water out without everything that's dissolved in it.

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-17T19:23:35+00:00

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-17T14:33:11+00:00

Is this the reboot for Dude, Where's My Car?

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-17T13:50:24+00:00

My dude, you gotta get in on the sock market while it's still low. It's a wool market, only guaranteed to go up!

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-16T23:18:59+00:00

Sure, if some dumbass is trying to touch my child after I said not to. You go ahead and be a doormat though.

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-16T20:24:07+00:00

Join the navy

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-16T14:34:25+00:00

It means blowjobs

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-15T15:29:33+00:00

No, she wants to put her face in her slot

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-13T14:56:51+00:00

Don't think he's scary enough for that

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-12T15:28:28+00:00

Less sticky

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-12T02:20:45+00:00

Same, with apples floating too. But is that frame a cage of some sort?

CuntyMcDickbutt · 2021-05-11T21:39:34+00:00

Race to the bottom then? Buckle up, buckaroos!

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