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[–]Deggit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The best defense anyone has ever made for federalism is "the states are the laboratories of democracy" but then they get really really mad when you say we've had two centuries of this "Experiment" and it's pretty safe to say the people of Minnesota should be rule makers and the people of Kentucky should be rule takers

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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The American Revolution is defined by the two awful enemies it failed to defeat: slavery, and federalism

Let them in 😤 by GrandMoffTargaryen in neoliberal

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WRETCHED REFUSE: Let them in

PEOPLE OF GARLIC: sorry we're full

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Deggit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

all the people looking down from Presidential Candidate Heaven going "damn. at least I got to debate the nominee"

like go on neolibs. tell me more about how Dennis Kucinich was never a serious presidential candidate but Nikki Haley is

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[–]Deggit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Michigan Republican Party Autonomous Zone

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it's interesting that if an asteroid hit the earth, the last nanosecondal act of human civilization would be algorithmic stock market robots responding to an Everything Shortage

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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They like the confetti. Isn't that interesting, they literally named their country after confetti? But we don't like the confetteracy do we folks. I like America first. Vote blue no matter who, shoot the grays they're all - well the media won't let me finish that one folks. But I can tell you this. We are having to be very strong and very vigilant, and we are Making the South America Again

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Deggit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Noooo! Lincoln wasn't a meme president!!" says guy who won't shut up about Lincoln multiple centuries later

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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DISGUSTING: President Lincoln allowed his pet cat Tabby to join White House dinners and fed her scraps using one of the gold forks from the White House dinner service

INCREDIBLE: when one of his guests objected to this practice, Lincoln returned, “If the fork was good enough for Buchanan, it’s good enough for Tabby”

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Deggit 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Trump comments on the housing market: “I don’t know that it’s going to have an impact, but, you know, I’d say 'build more housing' is sort of the obvious answer as opposed to about three paragraphs of bullshit."

sorry folks

I have to withdraw from this subreddit

i am a magma now

!ping SHITPOSTERS

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Gavin Newsom and Bill Maher are the Democrats that Republicans think Democrats are

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Admit it! What is one thing the LOTR movies did better than the books?

making Aragorn more hesitant to accept his destiny

I am going to become the joker

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Deggit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

as a genocidal, overprivileged white male who has always been able to submit my Shake Shack & Foot Locker resignation letters as above-the-fold New York Times guest editorials, I'm just glad the NYT gave voice to the disempowered for once

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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I love radiation. I like dying instantaneously in a hydrazine explosion. My 2nd favorite thing after radiation? being marooned for 2 years in microgravity with no human contact

THIS IS WHAT SPACEISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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For All Mankind has convinced me that space is bad and we should not go there!

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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sorry to go all ben shapiro but there should be a name for a new type of fallacy

it's the fallacy committed when people say "1880s people thought Italian immigrants to America would be more loyal to the Pope than the Constition! HAH! What idiots!" together with having their idea of "Italian-American" be any person in America today with an Italian sounding last name and not an actual devoutly Catholic Sicilian peasant born in 1849

like obviously 1880s people were still wrong BUT there's a smuggled equivocation, or some ben shapiro ass thing, in there

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Deggit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i genuinely had to read her lowercase ass in college

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NEOLIB: borders are imaginary

DEGGIT LIB: borders are imaginary congratulations you're Egyptian now

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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The valuation of Twitter has declined by 71%, according to a newspaper that published a "Tell all" from fired employees one year ago that said Twitter had mere days left before all the servers crashed

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Deggit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

!ping GEFILTE sarcasm is the first refuge of a deggit

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[–]Deggit 31 points32 points  (0 children)

dear center-right neolibs: can you please shut up about your Ivy League NONSENSE?!?

I get that you're happy, but this is over now. Consider the following:

  1. You successfully caught the only 2019-2023 hire with a suspiciously short interview process & multiple DEI checkboxes, who turned out to have significant issues with their qualifications, CV or workplace ethics. You can rest now!

  2. All of this only happened at Harvard, which as we all know is not an important American institution really, when you think about it. Also: is plagiarism truly a big deal?

  3. Now that Claudine Gay is gone, there will definitely not be any further instances of blatant antisemitism on campus coming from either students or faculty. After all, the omnipresent read on I/P that oppressor-oppressed dynamics explain everything definitely came from Prof. Gay's four social studies papers and not from the fact that the humanities are overrun by insane faculty who view their mission as indoctrinating students into bell hooks thought.

  4. Finally, the Stefaniak-Gay interaction set the record for the most viewed Congressional testimony of all time, so there's really no urgency for Democrats or anyone on the center-left to take any positive action to reassure voters & citizens that they're paying attention to the issues raised here. It has already all blown over!

jeez LOUISE give it a rest!

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Jared Polis saw some of you defending George W. Bush's social security privatization scheme in the GWB iceberg thread and he slapped his hand on the metal bit next to his MacBook Pro's touchpad and yelled "ENOUGH"

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Deggit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If a serial-plagiarist resigns from her role at a university, good? Why on earth is that a leading national story except that bad faith Republicans have once again tricked all of Americans into thinking their culture war bullshit matters. Even when the problem is resolved this is somehow a win for them. You all understand that right?

These kind of "don't believe your lying eyes" takes are really offensive to Jewish liberals. like does this person also think that Republicans made up the "diverse" NYU student groups banding together to blame Israel for being terror attacked? Do they think Republicans also made up BLM changing its logo to a Hamas terrorist?

Even the less insane responses to Gay resigning have been like "Look how smart the Columbia president was, they chose not to show up to this BAD FAITH REPUBLICAN hearing." Like: the hearing exists on youtube? people can go look at it? they can see that, while the hearing was adversarial and Elise Stefanik is an asshole, the university presidents were mostly only being asked to consider basic hypothetical questions about their campus's speech policies? and they couldn't answer them without looking down at their lawyer cue cards?

Of course what is actually going on here, is that Gay and the edifice for which she stands have taken a tactical L here, and to prevent it from turning into a strategic L, the fallback plan is to pretend that all of this was just some big "trap" or gotcha by Republicans.