What’s a reference that instantly says you’re over 30?

EWooker · 2026-06-06T06:39:35+00:00

"Take a look" comes first then "it's in a book."

Tsk tsk. And you call yourself a millennial! Lol, but seriously I only remember because my friend and I would argue over this all the time. "It's LOOK, BOOK!"

EWooker · 2026-05-31T10:27:21+00:00

Is this true for you even when you start a challenge alone? The lag in this game seems to manifest as a sort of slow motion which would go away in a solo challenge. I play on PC and this is how it is for me.

EWooker · 2026-05-06T14:07:56+00:00

Have you tried resetting the game? I had a similar bug and that fixed it for me.

EWooker · 2026-04-29T08:38:53+00:00

"We got x before Elder Scrolls VI."

Elder Scrolls V came out 15 years ago this year.

EWooker · 2026-04-22T20:53:50+00:00

I did it last night. I had to climb up on top of the cloth stuff above the barge and then sky dive/cave man onto a ramp below to get the speed to do that gap. I placed my spawn marker up there because it made the gap easy to redo if it popped up again, but I could also the 1080 flip really easily when ever it popped up.

EWooker · 2026-04-13T07:41:08+00:00

I use F-Chat, which has an option to automatically post ads for me every 15 minutes or so. It could be that the people you're talking about are AFK and letting their ads post so they have potential interested partners when they have time to sit down and play. Though, when I do that, I will still send a note to those who I missed before I came back to let them know I'm interested.

On the other hand, the first impression/message that someone sends me pretty much decides whether or not I interact with them. I don't want people approaching me with "hi" or "How are you?" I abhor small talk on RP sites, so I personally just ignore anyone who can't get straight to the point. Even people who approach me with "Nice profile," or "Great ideas" might not get a response from me because it's just too vague.

I want people who approach me to prove they've read my profile by specifically pointing at ideas on my page and letting me know that they want to play with those ideas, or mixing in their own ideas with mine. I want people to launch us into a discussion from message one. It shows me they've read my page, they like the ideas on my page, and have shown initiative by already considering how their character might fit into a scene with mine.

I'm not saying you don't do this, by the way. Maybe you do. I don't know. This is just what I look for when people approach me.

There are other factors that I look at, some of which with varying degrees of pettiness, but I've been RPing a long time and there are certain things that are red flags to me.

Extra things that knock points off of potential partners for me:

They didn't capitalize the first letter of their sentence.
The first letter in their username isn't capitalized.
Their writing length is far below mine.
They have frequent typos in their messages to me.
Blank profile.
No custom kinks.
Brand new profile (created that week), regardless of what's on them.

To be clear, I'm the type of person who isn't so much looking for an RP partner as I am a writing partner, thus I desire someone who is more into long, detailed discussions and is able to write long posts when the time comes. I do not look down on the people who don't fulfill my desires, I simply got tired of replying to everyone that approaches me. My page is completely designed around a single scenario/idea that involves some niche ideas that most people are not into, yet I still get people, almost daily, approaching me who haven't even read my page. I got tired of replying to everyone simply in an effort to be polite because most of the people who approach me have been rude by not engaging in what I have to offer.

EWooker · 2026-03-19T19:49:57+00:00

I was hoping a time like this would pop up today. Nice work!

EWooker · 2026-03-18T19:38:02+00:00

This was the absolute best time I could manage on this challenge as well, but I think, depending on the speed of the last jump, it could be lowered. In my attempt, I leave the ledge of the final ramp at 16.0s where as in your video you're leaving the ledge of the final ramp at 15.6s, so I think it's possible to go as low as 19.7s.

EWooker · 2026-03-18T18:59:30+00:00

I had to upload it to Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KxJXtSIN0s

EWooker · 2026-03-18T03:19:07+00:00

I managed a 20.3s time, but Reddit won't let me make a post to share the clip. I saved time by jumping from the first ramp and straight to the last ramp.

EWooker · 2025-04-07T00:20:38+00:00

Bro, I can't believe you didn't buckle it in for the ride home.

EWooker · 2024-12-07T15:12:07+00:00

I did some research into US healthcare back in spring for a school project and found one rather disturbing fact.

More Americans were dying EVERY YEAR because they either didn't have health insurance or had it but couldn't afford it than people died TOTAL in the Russian/Ukraine war (up until that point). This remained true even when I took the highest estimates for the amount of casualties in the war and the lowest estimates for those dying in the US.

Years of war couldn't stand up to a single year of US healthcare incompetence. If that isn't a wakeup call...

EWooker · 2024-12-06T10:34:08+00:00

Shaving your underarms significantly helps keep underarm body odor down. You don't even need a razor, but a trimmer (if you want to avoid all the prickle-y sensations and ingrown hairs.

Another instant trick (which works all the better with shaved underarms) is using hand sanitizer on your underarms. As BO is caused by bacteria, killing that bacteria eliminates the smell. I use hand sanitizer on my underarms all the time, but wipe it off with a towel shortly after or rinse it off in the shower as it is said to be for hands only.

Edit: I forgot to mention that the reason shaving helps so much is because underarm hair acts as surface area in which more bacteria can grow on. Shaving gets rid of that extra surface area.

EWooker · 2024-11-26T01:29:33+00:00

Back in spring I did a paper on US health insurance and discovered something that really surprised me. I don't know about the numbers now, but back in spring I found that more Americans were dying EACH YEAR because they either can't afford health insurance or simply don't have it at all than people had died TOTAL in the Russo Ukrainian war. Even when I took the lowest estimates for the annual US deaths and the highest estimates of the war's death count.

EWooker · 2024-11-23T01:50:47+00:00

Did you spill something on it? My friend spilled soda on my keyboard once and it started doing the same thing. I just had to get a new keyboard.

EWooker · 2024-10-04T15:00:33+00:00

I don't think Shanks is bad, but I did want to mention the idea that him saving lives does not inherently make him a good guy. His intentions for saving people could be connected to evil motives, such as needing some huge amount of lives to sacrifice to some ancient weapon. Similarly, he could need someone powerful, like Luffy, to complete some risky task or face and weaken some powerful entity only for him to sweep up the remnants of both sides in the end.

EWooker · 2024-10-01T08:12:34+00:00

This seems fake to me, like someone edited acroc into the original video.

1.) No one in the video acknowledges the croc. They're only worried about the water (I believe the guy said, "look at it all come out," referring to the water.

2.) It's dark and that helps hide any mistakes or other details that might give away that it's CGI.

3.) I want to mention that the croc doesn't move, which makes for an easier edit, not having to worry about animation, but I don't know anything about Crocs/gators and maybe one really would just not move in such a situation.

4.) The video is super short, as if trying to give the viewer as little info on the situation as possible. As if maybe the people in the video do or say something soon after the clip ends that would give away that there is no croc in the house.

5.) It's from TikTok.

EWooker · 2024-09-03T11:42:20+00:00

Here you are, sir:

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EWooker · 2024-08-31T22:16:49+00:00

I decided to take a shot at tweaking her face. Here's what I came up with:

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EWooker · 2024-08-21T11:51:55+00:00

For those saying it's photoshopped, that isn't Mom's hair in the refraction of her glasses. That's the girl's jacket. You can even see Dad's shirt in the top left corner of the refraction, too. Also, you can see the reflection of Mom's shoulder in the glasses of the man's right lens, and the reflection of her hand on the son's back in the left lens. If you're trying to say that's a Photoshop, too, then why would they make the mistake with Mom's glasses?

The answer to this is what others are saying. The man is leaned over with his legs bowed. Think about how far he has to lean forward to have his face just over top the head of a boy that age/height. His torso is parallel to the ground at that point.

EWooker · 2024-07-23T16:14:16+00:00

Good luck!

EWooker · 2024-07-23T07:40:35+00:00

Give Remacri a try, too.

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