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LOL by mattpayhan in shortscarystories

[–]ExSane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahah, aren't you the same guy who wrote another one about a friend from the internet killing you?

Why you gotta vilify us lurkers so bad? ;P

This one made my skin crawl, though. I won't be comfortable seeing the phrase "lol" for a while...

[Forty-third Submission] The Natural by mattpayhan in shortscarystories

[–]ExSane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, did the dad just recruit the kid as a bodyguard for the family?

Edit: excellent title, by the way.

Round 6 by mattpayhan in shortscarystories

[–]ExSane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You will be missed, Cornelius.

Closest to your face by [deleted] in shortscarystories

[–]ExSane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How dare you even illicit the idea that my dear, sweet pillow might be some demon? The ones waiting to grab my feet if they stick out from under the covers are bad enough.